Anonymous
United States
Today, I got mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
insomnitude
United States
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
disney
United States
Today, I went to Disney World. I fell and hit my head while jumping up and down to see Ariel. I'm a 35 year-old man. FML
irony, huh?
Alexa, play "Ironic" by Alanis Morrissette
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
FailureAtLife121
United States
Today, I was at Disneyland with some of my friends. While eating lunch, we watched a small child get frightened by the person dressed as Mickey Mouse. We all burst out laughing only to be jumped by Chip and Dale. Apparently I scream louder than the little kid. FML
mugged
United States
Mystery
Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML
Betchsadface
United States
Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML
chili
No one is safe
Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML
Username
United States
Today, I got mugged in broad daylight, in a park, by a teenage girl. To top it off, I'm a grown man. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
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jerseyboy732 16
I knew that duck looked sketchy
mycheese 0
I guess Disney land isn't such a small world after all
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Comments (248)
desertpunk75 11
Lol FYL. Did they steal your buttons?
drush127 3
Was it Goofy or Pluto?
Nerdfightersrule 11
Mickey Mouse
KittyHawkMarch 29
i also had bad experiences there :(
kingmario75 5
The mugger is happy...
megancarissa09 2
Fake
heyred 11
You were mugged at a place where there are at least five cameras for every guest? Wow.
Angelous505 5
Always look forward to your comments Noor lol :)
Calyx_fml 22
The odd thing is that the mugger had to pay $90 to get into Disney World in order to mug people. Maybe if the rates were lower it would be safer.
MissMurder66 2
Looks like I'm taking my pocket knife into DW in May...
FireFlie07 20
Just because your at Disney doesn't mean its 100% safe. Just follow the normal safety procedures everyone should do while out in public. Watch your bag, watch your wallet, watch your phone, watch your kids. I live in Orlando, crime happens at all of the parks all the time. You just don't hear about it a lot on a public level because half of the parks have their own legal and judicial system. Don't believe me? Do something stupid in one of the major parks. ;)