Today, I moved into my new flat only to notice it's right across from a frequently used railway line. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I learned that the gong my job installed less than 30 feet from my desk is being moved, due to noise complaints. To the office building I'm moving to in a few weeks. FML
Hummmmmmmmm
Today, I moved into my brand new apartment, only to discover that there is an annoying, constant hum coming from the ceiling above my bed. FML
Today, I moved into a new apartment. While moving boxes, I ran into my supervisor from work. Guess who lives across the hall. FML
Love thy neighbour
Today, I found out that I have moved next door to a guy from my school, with whom I've had a arguments with. FML
Get away from me
Today, I found out that my over-controlling parents would be moving in next door. I'm almost 23, and moved 5,365 km away to get away from them. FML
Today, I discovered that it doesn’t matter where I move, I will always wake up at 5 a.m. to the sound of construction directly above my ceiling. FML
Bird's eye view
Today, I found out that my shower area is in direct view from my neighbours' balcony. I realised this when I caught my neighbour and his wife watching me while I was getting dressed. I've been living here for 7 years. FML
YELP!
Today, my new neighbours moved in. I had always thought my bedroom wall was soundproof, because my old neighbours never complained about my loud night terrors. Turns out they were just stone deaf. The new ones can hear everything. FML
Today, I found out that there's a very loud and frisky couple living above my bedroom, and a family with a crying baby living above my living room. At this rate, I'll end up sleeping in the bathtub in my own home. FML
Confused
Today, my train was delayed, so I sprinted across the station to catch another one. I made it onto the train just before the doors closed. Then I looked around and realized I had boarded the exact same train I had just gotten off. FML
Top comments
AmbrosiaFan 19
You didn't notice it when you took a look at it the first time?
RichardPencil 32
You’ll get used to it, although it will take some training. Get it? Training?
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Comments (9)
Shzusuziq 16
You’ll get used to it. I lived near a busy hospital, and after awhile I didn’t hear the sirens anymore
RichardPencil 32
You’ll get used to it, although it will take some training. Get it? Training?
AmbrosiaFan 19
You didn't notice it when you took a look at it the first time?
thehaystackerine 20
I lived across the street from a busy rail line, freight trains going 50+ mph every few minutes for 10 years. I had more trouble sleeping after I moved to the other end of town from it.
TomeDr 25
I grew up 2 miles from a major metropolitan airport, directly under a flight path. I now live 30 feet from a 4 lane freeway and 2 blocks from a train track. You WILL get used to it.
lowshadows 21
no wonder it's cheap
JLS 4
That’s on your for being an idiot.
zoelog 10
how did you not see it when you first looked at the flat? ydi