Today, I got married. My mother told me to stop being difficult, because she was the mother of the bride, and it was her day to shine. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got married. My father saw this as a good time to give some solemn, heartfelt advice to my new husband: "That ring gets real heavy fast." I was standing right there. So was my mother. FML
Today, I got married. When my father gave me away, in front of hundreds of people, to my groom, he said, "She's your problem now." FML
Today, I got married and my mom refused to be there because my dad, whose guts she hates, was there even though I promised repeatedly that I would keep them apart. I couldn't do the mother-son dance. She keeps insisting that it was a "lapse in judgment." Yeah, like we're really going to be able to have a do-over. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML
Today, as my husband and I were leaving our wedding reception, my mother-in-law hugged me and whispered in my ear, "You're gonna do great tonight!" FML
Today, I was working as a caterer at a wedding when I congratulated the bride’s mom, saying, "You must be so proud of your daughter!" She responded, "I’m the bride." FML
Today, it was my wedding day. Three people showed up. My mom, my dad, and the priest. FML
Today, I got married to my girlfriend of three years. Her mother's Alzheimer's came into play at the wedding when she asked who I was. My bride-to-be couldn't stop crying. FML
Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML
Today, I went to the courthouse to apply for my marriage license and had my mother tag along with me. When I asked one of five security guards where to go, my mom looked at him and said,"You’re suppose to talk her out of it." Thanks, Mom. FML
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Top comments
Namenlos_fml 20
Wow.... your mother is a self-centered ****
allmidnighteyes 11
What the hell? Your mother claims to have bioluminescent properties?
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Comments (172)
dido15 0
Wow!
ipwnallmen 10
falcon punch her! youre the one gettin married, its ur day, whether or not youre a bitch any other day of the year
allmidnighteyes 11
nevermind this comment. comment system messed up again.
Cwissy 0
its already your wedding stop being so selfish and share some spot light with your mom. kids these days. so selfish.
namezox 0
B***H, are you retarded?
MohawkVolleyball 7
I seriously hope you are joking.
Pearljammer001 0
yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck
Pearljammer001 0
#11 you win
xxhappyninjaxx 0
your mother sounds like a charming woman..... FYL
Sekococo 0
^ fail yo momma said get off the internet and jump off a cliff and see how long your in the air.
mrjohnz 0
^^fail, @22. terrible attempt at humor.
UmbreonKirby 14
*you're
Pearljammer001 0
I KNOW I fail, but SOMEONE had to start the yo momma joking!
Yarixa 0
that's mean! sounds like my abuela. everything is about her so I know how you feel
Pearljammer001 0
isn't it amazing how you can guarentee that someone will crawl in your ass every time you let your guard down even for a second!