Today, I got married. My mother told me to stop being difficult, because she was the mother of the bride, and it was her day to shine. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got married. My father saw this as a good time to give some solemn, heartfelt advice to my new husband: "That ring gets real heavy fast." I was standing right there. So was my mother. FML
Today, I got married. When my father gave me away, in front of hundreds of people, to my groom, he said, "She's your problem now." FML
Today, I got married and my mom refused to be there because my dad, whose guts she hates, was there even though I promised repeatedly that I would keep them apart. I couldn't do the mother-son dance. She keeps insisting that it was a "lapse in judgment." Yeah, like we're really going to be able to have a do-over. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML
Today, as my husband and I were leaving our wedding reception, my mother-in-law hugged me and whispered in my ear, "You're gonna do great tonight!" FML
Today, I was working as a caterer at a wedding when I congratulated the bride’s mom, saying, "You must be so proud of your daughter!" She responded, "I’m the bride." FML
Today, it was my wedding day. Three people showed up. My mom, my dad, and the priest. FML
Today, I got married to my girlfriend of three years. Her mother's Alzheimer's came into play at the wedding when she asked who I was. My bride-to-be couldn't stop crying. FML
Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML
Today, I went to the courthouse to apply for my marriage license and had my mother tag along with me. When I asked one of five security guards where to go, my mom looked at him and said,"You’re suppose to talk her out of it." Thanks, Mom. FML
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Namenlos_fml 20
Wow.... your mother is a self-centered ****
allmidnighteyes 11
What the hell? Your mother claims to have bioluminescent properties?
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Comments (172)
asundevils07 0
if you just got married why are you on Fmylife.com you suck and deserved it
MoonintheAM 0
I hope you're just trolling, because otherwise there are so many things wrong with you.
Boo2123 0
Screw your mom, But Congratulations on your marriage!!!! Id spend your holiday away from her.
haney66 0
raze her. or blow up a car. that has no one inside. that solves all problems :)
metsrule64 0
it's not a very big deal
heLeN182oo9 0
Screw your bitchy mom!!! Its YOUR day not her's! Congrats on getting married BTW! :) :)
tipoo_fml 0
Thats pretty bitchy of her...But, WERE you being difficult? I know, i know, its the big day and all, but bride-zilla's can be the most annoying thing on earth.
djessemoody 0
Ummmm... why did you put something on fml on your wedding day? I mean don't get me wrong I love the site.... but there are other matters to attend to :P
LlamaAlana 6
That's not cool. You're not the only one though. I've read 3 other FMLs with the same situation (slightly different wording). It's sucks whether it's fake or not.
moi101 0
ouch. what a bitchy mom
ecascio2010 9
her day to shone... wow what a selfish bitch... she needs to know her place.