Today, I got married. My mother told me to stop being difficult, because she was the mother of the bride, and it was her day to shine. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got married. My father saw this as a good time to give some solemn, heartfelt advice to my new husband: "That ring gets real heavy fast." I was standing right there. So was my mother. FML
Today, I got married. When my father gave me away, in front of hundreds of people, to my groom, he said, "She's your problem now." FML
Today, I got married and my mom refused to be there because my dad, whose guts she hates, was there even though I promised repeatedly that I would keep them apart. I couldn't do the mother-son dance. She keeps insisting that it was a "lapse in judgment." Yeah, like we're really going to be able to have a do-over. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML
Today, as my husband and I were leaving our wedding reception, my mother-in-law hugged me and whispered in my ear, "You're gonna do great tonight!" FML
Today, I was working as a caterer at a wedding when I congratulated the bride’s mom, saying, "You must be so proud of your daughter!" She responded, "I’m the bride." FML
Today, it was my wedding day. Three people showed up. My mom, my dad, and the priest. FML
Today, I got married to my girlfriend of three years. Her mother's Alzheimer's came into play at the wedding when she asked who I was. My bride-to-be couldn't stop crying. FML
Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML
Today, I went to the courthouse to apply for my marriage license and had my mother tag along with me. When I asked one of five security guards where to go, my mom looked at him and said,"You’re suppose to talk her out of it." Thanks, Mom. FML
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Namenlos_fml 20
Wow.... your mother is a self-centered ****
allmidnighteyes 11
What the hell? Your mother claims to have bioluminescent properties?
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Comments (172)
jake_fml 0
your mammas so stupid she couldn't spell "cat" if you spotted her the "c" and "a"
jordaninja 0
HAHAHA get over it! Pointless fml
Stellz 2
That wasent very nice of your mom to do, she had her chance at HER wedding though if her wedding was terrible or ended in divorce I could kind of undertsand that. It's not good for parents to live through their children though, that's why they were given a life mainly to do what they wanted!
saaaammmmm 0
It almost sounded like you were marrying your sister.
mandababyyy 0
I thought the exact same thing.
drumhellermd 0
sounds like something my mother would day. mine even wore a white dress to my wedding...
Chaotic_Karma 0
Congrats on getting married, I got married yesterday..and yeah, that sucks
great_lawl 0
THIS is something that my mother would do to me too. I'm debating whether or not I will actually invite her to my wedding when the time comes.
HayItsHaley 0
wow. your mom's a ****. i say 4 nipple-cripples should do.
teacher411 0
Wow that sucks. I hope this was at least posted the day after your wedding. On my wedding day, the last thing that would be on my mind is FML.
bassxchick12 0
You should have slapped that bitch upside the head!