Today, I got into an argument with my girlfriend over how many sides a triangle has. I actually ended up drawing her a diagram. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend and I were arguing. I told her that "same" and "similar" were two different words that meant two different things. She said, "I don't know about that, let me research it." This is the level of, "I always need to be right" that I deal with every day. I need to end things, for both of our sakes. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument. She admitted she didn't know why she was pissed at me, but still is, and now she won't talk to me. FML
Today, my teenage daughter tried to convince me that the UK is a part of Canada. After I pulled out a map to prove her wrong, she got all angry and defensive, and said that nobody's perfect at "geometry". My daughter is an idiot. FML
Today, my girlfriend had a bitch fit at me because I laughed at her idea of getting the Cullen family tree tattooed on her back. FML
Today, after I spent two hours trying to teach my girlfriend to play sudoku, she broke up with me, tearfully claiming that I'd made up a fake, imaginary game to make her feel stupid. FML
Today, my girlfriend is angry with me. We had an argument on how to properly eat an Oreo. FML
Today, I got into a heated argument with my big sister, all because she doesn't like me having a girlfriend. She said that I either lose her or my girlfriend, and I chose to lose her. She blocked me. FML
Today, I was playing Draw Something with my girlfriend, when I decided to start a game with some other people. She immediately accused me of "cheating" on her, and still refuses to talk to me. FML
Today, I responded to an argument with my girlfriend by only using comebacks she'd used in previous arguments. I'm single now. FML
Today, my wife and I got in a 4-hour heated argument, which resulted in her begging for a divorce, and admitting that she cheated on me. This all started with us arguing about the instructions for our new IKEA table. FML
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permannator 10
Please tell me you drew 3 sides...
Palirose 22
Wow, she really needs help.
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Comments (219)
Eirena 5
Learning the shapes was just as important as learning the alphabet. What else does she NOT remember from elementary school?! I'd suggest you find out before she embarrasses herself again.
305Miami 0
Well, Nobody is perfect.
perdix 31
Maybe you heard her wrong. She could have been talking about an angle she'd like to try. Get an illustrated Kama Sutra to see some diagrams of many possible "try angles."
LittleGreenPaola 23
Boys always prefer stupid girls, because they're more controllable. A situation like that is simply the other side of the coin...you deserved it ;)
DocBastard 40
Haha! That's a good one. Wait, you weren't joking? Because surely you can't possibly believe this to be true. Perhaps stupid or superficial guys prefer stupid girls, but I'd much rather have an interesting conversation than some eye candy.
LittleGreenPaola 23
Well then I'm glad to know that there also are guys like you. I was serious: most of the guys I know are attracted by silly girls. In my country guys usually pretend to love girls only to have sex with them. It's easier if the girl is stupid. When they see a smarter girl, they run away, disgusted. True story.
zyme 11
Unfortunately a lot of smart girls pretend to be stupid for this same reason, it makes it really difficult to find one who is smart.
tisvana20 6
Hey, America glorifies that on TV, so it does happen. All the time at my school, that's why you find friends that are either mature enough to not do that or too stupid to succeed. At least with the latter you can secretly perform social experiments.
LittleGreenPaola 23
Maybe. I don't know how other girls behave. I prefer to be alone rather than pretending stupidity . Dignity comes before everything.
black225 9
Must suck dating a 4 year old.
neonglostix 28
YDI for dating her. Please practice safe sex! :o
expertsmilee 26
It has 4 right?
Surge5560 20
I'm sorry but I doubt this FML is real.
flutter4 7
So, you guys are in first grade, right?
jaredofmo 22
They learn that in first grade now? I had preschool and kindergarten to learn that stuff in. And I turned out just fine! ... No, I didn't... But still!
DollyDope 17
You chose her, or you said yes, either way ydi