Today, I got into an argument with my girlfriend over how many sides a triangle has. I actually ended up drawing her a diagram. FML
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Today, my girlfriend and I were arguing. I told her that "same" and "similar" were two different words that meant two different things. She said, "I don't know about that, let me research it." This is the level of, "I always need to be right" that I deal with every day. I need to end things, for both of our sakes. FML
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Today, my teenage daughter tried to convince me that the UK is a part of Canada. After I pulled out a map to prove her wrong, she got all angry and defensive, and said that nobody's perfect at "geometry". My daughter is an idiot. FML
Today, my girlfriend had a bitch fit at me because I laughed at her idea of getting the Cullen family tree tattooed on her back. FML
Today, after I spent two hours trying to teach my girlfriend to play sudoku, she broke up with me, tearfully claiming that I'd made up a fake, imaginary game to make her feel stupid. FML
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Today, I got into a heated argument with my big sister, all because she doesn't like me having a girlfriend. She said that I either lose her or my girlfriend, and I chose to lose her. She blocked me. FML
Today, I was playing Draw Something with my girlfriend, when I decided to start a game with some other people. She immediately accused me of "cheating" on her, and still refuses to talk to me. FML
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Today, my wife and I got in a 4-hour heated argument, which resulted in her begging for a divorce, and admitting that she cheated on me. This all started with us arguing about the instructions for our new IKEA table. FML
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Top comments
permannator 10
Please tell me you drew 3 sides...
Palirose 22
Wow, she really needs help.
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Comments (219)
LaughterofCorn 4
Faith in Humanity lost!
SkoomaKi 28
Oh it was lost along time ago..
bfsd42 20
*a long
dancingmaniac 6
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Curiosity is waiting for you on Mars.
zandalee 20
There is always Uranous...
ManInTheMachine 20
If you really want to give her a mind-****, draw a circle in a square and ask her how many angles there are. Although, with the current genocide of her brain-cells, it may result in the end of your relationship.
cicpjaky 6
Damn....
musicluvr2000 11
But she knows everything about hair products.
DocBastard 40
Who is the idiot here? Your girlfriend for not knowing, or you for staying with someone with the IQ of a head of cabbage? Looks fade, boobs sag. You want to know what's REALLY sexy? Intelligence.
ManInTheMachine 20
Cabbages everywhere are insulted by your comment. To determine the status of their relationship, he should ask her to count from 1-100 by even numbers. If she thinks it's possible, then he should sever all ties.
ManInTheMachine 20
Shit, I meant *odd numbers. Guess I should have an evaluation too.
SarcasticUnicorn 9
Brainy is the new sexy.
Meettitan 14
Your first comment made me think I caught the stupid. Glad it was just you though xD
itsme1321 3
You can't count from 1-100 using only even numbers, OR only odd numbers. Even numbers would have to start with 2, thus leaving out 1. Odd numbers would have to end with 99, thus leaving out 100. Your original comment was fine, but for your follow-up, you fail...wompwomp :/
PhilSnake22 13
This level of stupidity should be outlawed
perdix 31
I don't mean to go off on a tangent, but this is not a good sine. Se cant be very smart.
supportcommand 17
Hold on people. Before we judge, we need to see a pic of her so we can vote on wether or not it's ok to be that stupid.
supportcommand 17
* whether. My apologies. I'm not the brightest triangle on the tree.
Zomg_Okay 27
It doesn't matter what you look like. It's never okay to be that stupid.
TheFirstSamurai 18
This is one of the worst FMLs I've read. I've only come across stupidity like this in movies.