Today, I got into an argument with my girlfriend over how many sides a triangle has. I actually ended up drawing her a diagram. FML
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permannator 10
Please tell me you drew 3 sides...
Palirose 22
Wow, she really needs help.
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Comments (219)
Keep_It_Hot99 8
I really hope that she was just ******* with you, OP.
Hazmat88 2
You are a tool... The issue obviously isn't the triangle, it is something completely different and by pursuing the trivial argument all you did was become a SUPER tool. Just a little man advice.
DURPINATOR3000 6
Da **** you talking about
FatGuyLover 0
Tricycle, triclops, trilogy, tripod, trio. Notice something? All Of these words contain the same prefix, tri, tri meaning 3. Triangle, tri + angle = 3 angles. :D
AznSamoan52 10
Everyday, I say to myself, "maybe today might be the day humanity can redeem themselves". So far, I've only been proven wrong each and everyday. And it's all due to people like Op's girlfriend.
thetguy 4
Freaking face palm...
Calyx_fml 22
You are dating a mental cripple. I hope she's good in bed.
FirebirdF350 7
You apparently need to up your standards considerably, might I suggest only associating with people with IQ scores above 95? Unless you just like lording it over a b bunch of derpy girls
tsk14 9
Was she a blonde?
Leslier_fml 4
She reminds me of Kelly from Married with children
lostfaithinpppl 19
And you are still with her, OP?