Today, I got in a minor car accident because my mom had to check how many likes her last photo on Instagram had while driving. FML
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Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, I wrecked my car because my mom texted me, telling me not to text and drive. FML
Today, I got in a car accident on the way to the DMV to take my drivers test. FML
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. When I came home, I told my mom. She just got angry with me, blamed me for it, and didn't even ask if I was OK. FML
Today, my mother and I almost got driven off the highway by an SUV because we couldn't speed more than we were already. She had a major car accident by a drunk driver in the past, and she was inconsolable after this. We weren't able to get their license plate. FML
Today, I illicitly borrowed my dad's car to go to the store, but crashed into my mom's car as she and dad were returning from my grandma's house. Both cars are totalled, my mom is in hospital with a broken collarbone, and I realised dads really can make steam come out their ears if they’re really mad. FML
Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML
Today, my mom drove my car and had to make a U-turn on a narrow street. Instead of slowing down, she sped up to turn, running off the road and denting my car. To make things worse, she blamed me for not giving her good directions, then followed that up with, "It's not that bad." FML
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CaiDog 20
And here adults accuse the younger generation of being social media obsessed..
Bjar98 6
your mother needs to have eyes on the road from now on, i hope you are ok :/
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Comments (77)
hxnnxh 14
DO IT FOR THE FEED
CuteFangirl 5
Tech-savvy mums while driving is a big no-no
JKPwnage 27
This is one of the many reasons why I hate Instagram
NostalgiaFreak9 43
So you're gonna hate on a social media site because an idiot chose to use it while driving? People can get distracted by anything while driving, not just phones and social media.
BigBusinessBruh 6
your mom is going to end up killing you and someone else.
Liiiiiiiiike 15
The more important question is if I can follow your mom on Instagram. I just got a thing for MILFS
ThepurpleCow 19
I bet there's gonna be a comment that says "here's the bill to your accident the other day" on the picture she was specifying.
msunique_me 13
Pshh, Mums of this generation!! ;) Hope she learnt a great lesson from the accident! Also, hope you're ok OP!!
oneredswiftie13 5
What a idiot.
GlasgowSneer 13
I'm going to say it's both of your faults. If I'm in the passenger seat with my friends or anyone and they're on their phones, I will take it from them. I don't care how important it is or if they kick me out. You are not going to risk both of our lives just because you couldn't wait to be on your phone. If it's so urgent, pull over somewhere, but do not drive while you're on your phone.
Sanosukeskitten 22
Wow, and adults say that teens are the worse. Some adults are just as bad! Hope your ok OP!