Transportation: Today, I got in a minor car accident because my mom had to check...

By Anonymous - 23/07/2014 00:43 - Norway - Bergen

Today, I got in a minor car accident because my mom had to check how many likes her last photo on Instagram had while driving. FML

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Wednesday 23 July 2014 14:43

And here adults accuse the younger generation of being social media obsessed..

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your mother needs to have eyes on the road from now on, i hope you are ok :/

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worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 23 July 2014 22:38

Did she post the wreckage afterwords maybe a #nofilter #everyoneokagy #worthit

SupHoeItsChelsea 11

Wednesday 23 July 2014 22:41

This generation affects adults too.. I hope youre okay OP!

SecretPlatypus 2

Thursday 24 July 2014 0:37

You didn't deserve it, but your mom did.

DramaLama 7

Thursday 24 July 2014 1:41

I was confused.. I thought you were driving. lol my bad

micdundee0047 4

Thursday 24 July 2014 3:34

But did you die?

TwentyFourBeerz 18

Thursday 24 July 2014 3:41

Is your mom Dina Lohan ?

Ancila 2

Thursday 24 July 2014 4:54

Nothing is worth diverting attention while driving. You are saying F your life. She could have killed a car full of kids.

AmandaApple 4

Thursday 24 July 2014 6:47

bad idea!

itsdepression 10

Thursday 24 July 2014 7:59

smh and I thought technology ruined teenagers

reptile2514 2

Thursday 24 July 2014 9:50

Social media will be the end of us

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