Today, I got in a minor car accident because my mom had to check how many likes her last photo on Instagram had while driving. FML
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Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, I wrecked my car because my mom texted me, telling me not to text and drive. FML
Today, I got in a car accident on the way to the DMV to take my drivers test. FML
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. When I came home, I told my mom. She just got angry with me, blamed me for it, and didn't even ask if I was OK. FML
Today, my mother and I almost got driven off the highway by an SUV because we couldn't speed more than we were already. She had a major car accident by a drunk driver in the past, and she was inconsolable after this. We weren't able to get their license plate. FML
Today, I illicitly borrowed my dad's car to go to the store, but crashed into my mom's car as she and dad were returning from my grandma's house. Both cars are totalled, my mom is in hospital with a broken collarbone, and I realised dads really can make steam come out their ears if they’re really mad. FML
Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML
Today, my mom drove my car and had to make a U-turn on a narrow street. Instead of slowing down, she sped up to turn, running off the road and denting my car. To make things worse, she blamed me for not giving her good directions, then followed that up with, "It's not that bad." FML
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Top comments
CaiDog 20
And here adults accuse the younger generation of being social media obsessed..
Bjar98 6
your mother needs to have eyes on the road from now on, i hope you are ok :/
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Comments (77)
ihaveasushicat 24
Not a great example to her child. At least you have the common sense not to do this. I know you said it was minor but I hope everyone was still okay, OP.
MattM95 16
Definitely a bad idea on her part. I hope she learned her lesson and understands the danger of using a phone and driving.
supersquirel500 10
parents these days
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Your mom is not only a moron but also a potential killer.
gracehi 33
Damn Norwegian drivers! Hmmm... doesn't sound right. Damn women drivers! Ah yes, that's the stereotype we're looking for. Kudos to your mom for perpetuating it.
gjikvtj 18
Brace yourselves, the feminists are coming
Backb0ne5p1d0r 4
How many likes did it get? :p
Liiiiiiiiike 15
Did she have 11 or more likes?
Dontalktome 9
confiscate her phone while she's driving or refuse to get in the car?
TheCrispyCat 20
God, sounds like my aunt.
_spacekid 11
Why does your mom even have a Instagram? Secondly, why does she care how man likes she received on a photo? Does it boost her self esteem or something?