Today, I had a big job interview on Zoom. I forgot my name was set as "Fat F***". I joined the call and the older lady interviewing me was very offended. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to an important job interview, only to be told I'm not what such a "prestigious" company was looking for. This from a pimply-faced 20-something who took a personal call on speakerphone mid-interview, and actually said "LMAO" out loud at his friend's joke. FML
Today, the person that interviewed me for a job was the same person I called a "fat bitch" at a baseball game after she knocked over my drink while she was dancing. She recognized me too. FML
Today, I had a job interview. The interviewer blatantly farted as I sat down, then she sneered, "Making yourself comfortable, I see..." FML
Today, I went to my first ever job interview, in a totally stressed out state. The employer's first question was: "What's your name?" I forgot. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom after a terrible job interview. My interviewer walked in with another guy, talking about my interview, saying he was obviously going to hire the other guy because my odd-sounding name was too hard to pronounce, yet alone spell in multiple emails. FML
Today, I let out a huge fart during a job interview. I was the one conducting the interview. FML
Today, I went for a job interview. The woman interviewing me had such a thick accent that I had to keep asking her to repeat herself. She got so frustrated that she ended the interview super early. I don't think I got the job. FML
Today, I had an interview for a pretty interesting job. Everything was going smoothly until I referred to their company by the wrong name, not once, but three times. They politely corrected me each time, but I could see the resentment in their eyes, especially because it was the name of their main competitor. I probably won't be getting the job, huh? FML
Today, I had a job interview at a local business with the owner who was man, and the manager who was a woman. I thought I did pretty well because I heard the manager whisper so, as I was walking out. Then I heard the owner whisper, "No fat chicks." FML
Today, I told my wife I had a huge Zoom interview and could not be disturbed under any circumstances. Nevertheless, she called her mom, got into a screaming argument the interviewer could clearly hear, then came into my office to cry on my shoulder. She doesn't understand why I'm furious with her. FML
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Chazzster 32
(1) Why in hell would anyone identify themselves with a demeaning name like “Fat ****” under any circumstances? That seems to indicate a serious self image problem. (2) For an interview or anything professional (besides sex work) you make double sure that everything is in order before the meeting unless you are unconsciously trying to sabotage yourself.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Now you can amend it to "Stupid Fat ****", and try again.
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RichardPencil 32
Was she also a Fat ****? I hope you got the job -- we Fat ***** need to stick together and help each other out and then celebrate at Popeye's.
coius 23
My fat **** has had ***** planted in them. I’m growing some mighty fat asses today. And I’ll pick them and give them to a fat idiot, then hire someone to eat my fat stick, then plow that fat **** all night, while getting compliments that go straight to my fat head.
Chazzster 32
(1) Why in hell would anyone identify themselves with a demeaning name like “Fat ****” under any circumstances? That seems to indicate a serious self image problem. (2) For an interview or anything professional (besides sex work) you make double sure that everything is in order before the meeting unless you are unconsciously trying to sabotage yourself.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Now you can amend it to "Stupid Fat ****", and try again.
SM79 6
That's hilarious.