Face
Australia
Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Dammit
Long Beach, United States
Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML
ifpigsflew
New Zealand
Today, I got hit by a Salami log thrown from a car; its metal wire cut my shoulder. I got scarred by a flying hunk of pig. FML
Snuffles
Today, while eating a BLT sandwich, I unexpectedly sneezed a lump of bacon up the back of my nose. It has just taken 6 hours of unpleasantness to snort the lump back out. Not how I wanted to spend my day off. FML
Fried.
Oh nose!
Today, I woke up to the smell of cooking bacon. As I walked down my stairs towards my kitchen, I realised that the smell wasn't coming from bacon, but from my kitchen being on fire. FML
Anonymous
Le Epic Bacon
Today, after years of struggling with acne, I found out that it's caused by all the bacon I eat. FML
bacon lovers worst nightmare
San Diego, United States
Today, I heard of an inevitable world-wide bacon shortage on the news. FML
punkiebrew
Bacon lovers unite
Today, my oven door fell off when I was trying to take out the bacon I was cooking. Why? Nobody hates bacon. FML
fuckendog
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Virginia, Australia
The trap
Today, I was cooking bacon while my dog watched me, drooling. I thought this was funny and I teased her a bit. I then slipped in the drool as I was carrying the bacon and she got to enjoy it. FML
reisz618
Big tasty
Today, I was at a barbecue and, unbeknownst to me, took a bite of really hot bacon. In my ensuing panic, I grabbed and took a swig of my friend's beer. It wasn't beer, at least not any more. She was using it as an ashtray, and I got a mouthful of cigarette butts. FML
rawr_ily96
United States
Barf
Today, I was struck at home with a stomach virus. My dad, being an occasional insensitive smart-ass, decided to cook some bacon, sit right in front of the couch I was lying on, and eat the bacon. Last time I tried to eat bacon with a stomach virus... Not pretty. FML
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showtimen0w 0
This is a good thing, not an FML. Everyone loves bacon.
mtc4ever 0
I'd eat that shit
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TROLLINshitUP 0
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Twunt 14
Funniest FML ever. @girlpenguin - way to make it better.
convectuoso88 0
Stop whining you ******* pussy.
convectuoso88 0
Stupid FML, posting my comment twice.
NoobHat 6
I wish stupid FML's didn't get put on here.
honokasa 0
Why did you let it hit you in the face?
Stealthx5 0
**** you mods. **** YOU TO HELL for posting stupid ******* FML's. my fml is waaaaay better than this piece of shit. wow, you got hit in the face with bacon. big ******* whoop. true or not, this FML IS SHIT. this site was slowly going down the drain, and now, its speeding up.
ThatTrafficCone 0
What's wrong with that? you should be happy...
bloodyrebel92 0
and that is an fml how? it's bacon.. get over it
bonesbaby 0
Haha. That made my day:)