Face
Australia
Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Dammit
Long Beach, United States
Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML
ifpigsflew
New Zealand
Today, I got hit by a Salami log thrown from a car; its metal wire cut my shoulder. I got scarred by a flying hunk of pig. FML
Snuffles
Today, while eating a BLT sandwich, I unexpectedly sneezed a lump of bacon up the back of my nose. It has just taken 6 hours of unpleasantness to snort the lump back out. Not how I wanted to spend my day off. FML
Fried.
Oh nose!
Today, I woke up to the smell of cooking bacon. As I walked down my stairs towards my kitchen, I realised that the smell wasn't coming from bacon, but from my kitchen being on fire. FML
Anonymous
Le Epic Bacon
Today, after years of struggling with acne, I found out that it's caused by all the bacon I eat. FML
bacon lovers worst nightmare
San Diego, United States
Today, I heard of an inevitable world-wide bacon shortage on the news. FML
punkiebrew
Bacon lovers unite
Today, my oven door fell off when I was trying to take out the bacon I was cooking. Why? Nobody hates bacon. FML
fuckendog
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Virginia, Australia
The trap
Today, I was cooking bacon while my dog watched me, drooling. I thought this was funny and I teased her a bit. I then slipped in the drool as I was carrying the bacon and she got to enjoy it. FML
reisz618
Big tasty
Today, I was at a barbecue and, unbeknownst to me, took a bite of really hot bacon. In my ensuing panic, I grabbed and took a swig of my friend's beer. It wasn't beer, at least not any more. She was using it as an ashtray, and I got a mouthful of cigarette butts. FML
rawr_ily96
United States
Barf
Today, I was struck at home with a stomach virus. My dad, being an occasional insensitive smart-ass, decided to cook some bacon, sit right in front of the couch I was lying on, and eat the bacon. Last time I tried to eat bacon with a stomach virus... Not pretty. FML
Top comments
showtimen0w 0
This is a good thing, not an FML. Everyone loves bacon.
mtc4ever 0
I'd eat that shit
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Comments (99)
tdwprulezd00d 0
dont complain about it EAT IT
sparxva 12
Mmmm... Bacon!!! Your life is awesome.
GriefBacon 0
Oh how hoooorible. I just have no idea how anyone could ever live that down.
sparxva 12
Bacon is awesome! Your life is awesome if the worst thing that happens to you is people throw bacon at you.
blackaut 0
Someone has obviously not heard Jim Gaffigans stand up routine about Bacon... YouTube it! this isn't an FML if you think like me and Jim Gaffigan
xgymchickx23 0
more like mlia
PattisonDaStud 0
yum
Batman4890 0
not really a fml is it? i still wet myself wen i read it tho! :L
sosmall11 0
lmfao , so at least it wasn't a brick or something right ?
hatemylife6 0
how the hell is thaat a fml ?!