Face
Australia
Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Dammit
Long Beach, United States
Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML
ifpigsflew
New Zealand
Today, I got hit by a Salami log thrown from a car; its metal wire cut my shoulder. I got scarred by a flying hunk of pig. FML
Snuffles
Today, while eating a BLT sandwich, I unexpectedly sneezed a lump of bacon up the back of my nose. It has just taken 6 hours of unpleasantness to snort the lump back out. Not how I wanted to spend my day off. FML
Fried.
Oh nose!
Today, I woke up to the smell of cooking bacon. As I walked down my stairs towards my kitchen, I realised that the smell wasn't coming from bacon, but from my kitchen being on fire. FML
Anonymous
Le Epic Bacon
Today, after years of struggling with acne, I found out that it's caused by all the bacon I eat. FML
bacon lovers worst nightmare
San Diego, United States
Today, I heard of an inevitable world-wide bacon shortage on the news. FML
punkiebrew
Bacon lovers unite
Today, my oven door fell off when I was trying to take out the bacon I was cooking. Why? Nobody hates bacon. FML
fuckendog
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Virginia, Australia
The trap
Today, I was cooking bacon while my dog watched me, drooling. I thought this was funny and I teased her a bit. I then slipped in the drool as I was carrying the bacon and she got to enjoy it. FML
reisz618
Big tasty
Today, I was at a barbecue and, unbeknownst to me, took a bite of really hot bacon. In my ensuing panic, I grabbed and took a swig of my friend's beer. It wasn't beer, at least not any more. She was using it as an ashtray, and I got a mouthful of cigarette butts. FML
rawr_ily96
United States
Barf
Today, I was struck at home with a stomach virus. My dad, being an occasional insensitive smart-ass, decided to cook some bacon, sit right in front of the couch I was lying on, and eat the bacon. Last time I tried to eat bacon with a stomach virus... Not pretty. FML
Top comments
showtimen0w 0
This is a good thing, not an FML. Everyone loves bacon.
mtc4ever 0
I'd eat that shit
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Comments (99)
5oforlife 0
moderator fail. stupidest fml i have seen yet
Cristaderzi 0
Unless Yous Muslim or Jewish then I'd say get over it!!! Eat it Bacon is Yummmmmy!!!
Gabby125 0
This is just proof of how far FML has fallen. This site used to be hilarious and now everything on it is just stupid shit like this. NO ONE CARES!!!
ImKindaAmazing 0
so what!
piper0089 0
THIS IS MY FAVORITE FML EVER!
DmF288 14
Unless you're a vegetarian or can't eat meat for a legitimate reason, it's sounding more like your life is average. There are too many details left out to honestly determine, but I'm having a hard time finding this FML-worthy without an awesome backstory.
The_Disturbed 5
Hmm...odd. My comment's vanished...it was the first one...Don't know why it's been removed. It's not like I said "FIRST!" or anything...I actually have a life >.
waterynuggets 0
It's only a matter of time before they deactivate comments completely on this dumbass FML.
The_Disturbed 5
lol. I thought you were calling me a dumbass then xD and I totally agree. As far as the more recent FML's go...this one is just...pathetic. I think a group of monkeys have been moderating FMLs recently >.
israelnotjacob 20
This is a funny story, but it's not an FML...
freakwalking 0
how and why?
wiimii 0
lol that was my laugh of the day thank you