Damn
Manchester, United Kingdom
Today I found out that my 21-year-old son has been using my face razor on his balls and butthole since he was 13. The best part is that he doesn't actually clean it when he's done; he just wipes the hair off. FML
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xemnas1997 5
Use his toothbrush to clean the toilet or bathtub and record it, then when he gets a new one show him the video
Glowworm56 27
Were these the disposable kinds or was it an electric razor?
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xemnas1997 5
Use his toothbrush to clean the toilet or bathtub and record it, then when he gets a new one show him the video
Glowworm56 27
Were these the disposable kinds or was it an electric razor?
Seymore Collins 7
does it matter?
RichardPencil 32
Pretreat your razor with concentrated capsaicin. That’ll teach that asshole a lesson!
Lobby_Bee 18
Why would a 13yr old need to shave down there?
Yudith 28
Some 13-year olds are very hairy. Maybe he wanted his dick to look bigger.
Arashikage 18
Because puberty
giovamike0927 16
bro when i started going thru puberty i was so ****** hairy i had to trim my armpit hair because it was thicker than the hair on my head but its been 10 years and my body calmed itself down
Burle 17
If it isn't a problem until you know about it is it really a problem?
ChibiChibi_fml 28
Yes because the OP essentially got lucky that he didn't get some kind of skin infection or infection from nicking himself with the razor. It's a hygiene nightmare. Plus, unless you are for some reason into that kind of thing, wouldn't it disturb you a little to find out that you have, by proxy, been rubbing your sons genitals and butt hole on your face?
ChakatBlackstar 29
That's one hairy situation.
kusje 31
How are you supposed to clean them?
worldclassrager 41
How did you find this out?
kazekai8 11
The cringe factor on this post ?
kkaseeno 11
YDI. You should have got him his own razor genius. But look on the bright side... it wasnt your daughter doing it. Otherwise your aftershave woulda been salmon scented all these years. O.o
James Thompson 8
I always hear the fish smell joke, but I’ve never once encountered a woman with a fishy smelling crotch. Musky, yes. And such an amazing, erotic musk it is. But if you’re a woman with a crotch that smells like fish, you need to go see your obgyn bc something is really wrong.