Anchovy11

Mr Adachi-ku, Tokyo , Japan 29 years-old In a relationship

Anonymous 28 July 2015, 06:44 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Drunken antics

Today, after a 4 or 5 month-long dry spell, I woke up next to an amazing and beautiful woman. Neither of us were wearing pants. She looked me in the eyes and said, "Did I piss the bed?" FML

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Ryoichi 17 September 2015, 11:13 Germany

Today, it was my dad's retirement. He is traditional Japanese, so I had custom-ordered a samurai sword from a traditional Japanese blacksmith with dad's name engraved on the blade in kanji script. He loved it, right up til my drunk cousin tried to use it to cut down a tree and snapped it in two. FML

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Anchovy11

Drunken antics

He studied the blade

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