anon
Edison, United States
Today, I got hit by a car while walking into the hospital to visit my wife, who had also gotten hit by a car. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Work anxiety
Today, I got hit by a car walking to work. My first thought wasn't to call 911 or my husband, but to call work to let them know I wouldn't be able to make it in for my shift. FML
julichlove
Louisville, United States
Today, I didn't feel like going to work, so I called in sick. Five hours later while out shopping, I got hit by a car at a crosswalk. Now I'm laid-up in the local hospital, really wishing I was with the guys at work. FML
Crazy In-Laws
Danvers, United States
My turn
Today, my wife and I both got released from the hospital. She was admitted for the birth of our daughter. I was admitted with a broken arm from when my mother-in-law shoved me out of the way because she wanted to be the first one to hold the baby after my wife. FML
Crashed
Evans, United States
Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. My wife got pissed when I didn't immediately check on her, but rather the other driver. That other driver was my daughter. FML
munchkin
France
Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
It's all too much
Today, I totaled my car whilst rushing to pick up my son from daycare. This happened as I was leaving the hospital, after dropping off a wheelchair to my recently disabled wife, who is taking care of our newborn in the special care unit. FML
Sophie
United Kingdom
Thanks, guys
Today, I got hit by a car. My friends left me to get to the hospital myself. The cab was double fare. FML
KaRaBeAr24
United States
Bad omen
Today, I got hit and totaled my new car, on my way to get married, with my fiancé and kids in the car. FML
Anonymous
Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. In an ambulance. On the way to the hospital after being T-boned at an intersection. FML
screwed
United States
Today, I was hit by a truck while walking to school. It was the driver's fault as I was in a crosswalk. My parents met me at the hospital where I had minor injuries. They began discussing what the insurance money would be spent on. They decided on a second honeymoon to Las Vegas. FML
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Vidrill 22
At least you were close to a hospital?
mistertbawk420 10
That is the very definition of irony. At least you two can share a room now
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Comments (147)
Greg1986 13
Look out!
FaithMay123 4
Aw that's sad :( x
titankitty 8
so romantic
soldier084 11
didnt your parents teach you to look before crossing?
JuanJavierRamos 5
at least you get to stay in the hospital with her
ariel11563 4
Karma has struck
ohSNAPyall 27
More like Empathy.
GDragonsSwag 21
Oh, the irony >.
yoursucklives 36
actually, #55, inception is the idea of inserting an idea or something into someones mind. not a dream within a dream. i know it's used differently in these jokes, though.
cjwayy 22
They say bad things happen in threes. I'd stay away from cars for awhile if I were you.
worldclassrager 41
Hope you're not too banged up...maybe you two can now share a room