anon
Edison, United States
Today, I got hit by a car while walking into the hospital to visit my wife, who had also gotten hit by a car. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Work anxiety
Today, I got hit by a car walking to work. My first thought wasn't to call 911 or my husband, but to call work to let them know I wouldn't be able to make it in for my shift. FML
julichlove
Louisville, United States
Today, I didn't feel like going to work, so I called in sick. Five hours later while out shopping, I got hit by a car at a crosswalk. Now I'm laid-up in the local hospital, really wishing I was with the guys at work. FML
Crazy In-Laws
Danvers, United States
My turn
Today, my wife and I both got released from the hospital. She was admitted for the birth of our daughter. I was admitted with a broken arm from when my mother-in-law shoved me out of the way because she wanted to be the first one to hold the baby after my wife. FML
Crashed
Evans, United States
Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. My wife got pissed when I didn't immediately check on her, but rather the other driver. That other driver was my daughter. FML
munchkin
France
Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
It's all too much
Today, I totaled my car whilst rushing to pick up my son from daycare. This happened as I was leaving the hospital, after dropping off a wheelchair to my recently disabled wife, who is taking care of our newborn in the special care unit. FML
Sophie
United Kingdom
Thanks, guys
Today, I got hit by a car. My friends left me to get to the hospital myself. The cab was double fare. FML
KaRaBeAr24
United States
Bad omen
Today, I got hit and totaled my new car, on my way to get married, with my fiancé and kids in the car. FML
Anonymous
Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. In an ambulance. On the way to the hospital after being T-boned at an intersection. FML
screwed
United States
Today, I was hit by a truck while walking to school. It was the driver's fault as I was in a crosswalk. My parents met me at the hospital where I had minor injuries. They began discussing what the insurance money would be spent on. They decided on a second honeymoon to Las Vegas. FML
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Vidrill 22
At least you were close to a hospital?
mistertbawk420 10
That is the very definition of irony. At least you two can share a room now
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mbuck87 19
Sounds like you two need to learn to look both ways
Logan_A_Caruso 16
Wht if it was the same car?
paramor3 23
What on earth did ya'll do?? Have a party to break a bunch of mirrors, walk through ladders, spill salt, watch black cats cross the road...and all that other superstitious stuff??
katorchids 1
You're one of those couples... You know the ones that must do everything together. LOL
keianaaaaa 1
I hope you and your wife will be okay!!!
ohSNAPyall 27
Maybe y'all can get put in the same room.
Mortoli 30
It would be ironic if it was same car. Maybe he/she driving wanted to go apologize to your wife? Well this will be great story to tell your kids or friends if they ever ask how you knew for certain you two were perfect for each other?
Mortoli 30
Oh and on another bright note at least there will be no need for visitation hours. Though I wonder if hospitals let lovers in same room if both have same thing.
wellfuckmerunnin 3
get well and put on your nicest law suit.
johbstonjacob 8
The irony...