anon
Edison, United States
Today, I got hit by a car while walking into the hospital to visit my wife, who had also gotten hit by a car. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Work anxiety
Today, I got hit by a car walking to work. My first thought wasn't to call 911 or my husband, but to call work to let them know I wouldn't be able to make it in for my shift. FML
julichlove
Louisville, United States
Today, I didn't feel like going to work, so I called in sick. Five hours later while out shopping, I got hit by a car at a crosswalk. Now I'm laid-up in the local hospital, really wishing I was with the guys at work. FML
Crazy In-Laws
Danvers, United States
My turn
Today, my wife and I both got released from the hospital. She was admitted for the birth of our daughter. I was admitted with a broken arm from when my mother-in-law shoved me out of the way because she wanted to be the first one to hold the baby after my wife. FML
Crashed
Evans, United States
Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. My wife got pissed when I didn't immediately check on her, but rather the other driver. That other driver was my daughter. FML
munchkin
France
Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
It's all too much
Today, I totaled my car whilst rushing to pick up my son from daycare. This happened as I was leaving the hospital, after dropping off a wheelchair to my recently disabled wife, who is taking care of our newborn in the special care unit. FML
Sophie
United Kingdom
Thanks, guys
Today, I got hit by a car. My friends left me to get to the hospital myself. The cab was double fare. FML
KaRaBeAr24
United States
Bad omen
Today, I got hit and totaled my new car, on my way to get married, with my fiancé and kids in the car. FML
Anonymous
Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. In an ambulance. On the way to the hospital after being T-boned at an intersection. FML
screwed
United States
Today, I was hit by a truck while walking to school. It was the driver's fault as I was in a crosswalk. My parents met me at the hospital where I had minor injuries. They began discussing what the insurance money would be spent on. They decided on a second honeymoon to Las Vegas. FML
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Vidrill 22
At least you were close to a hospital?
mistertbawk420 10
That is the very definition of irony. At least you two can share a room now
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Comments (147)
BadApple88 29
Irony can be a bitch
Metagame 12
Thank God it wasn't Karma. She's a feisty one.
vikky538 29
cars people don't get well together in. some.cases... hope you and your wife get well soon..
kacironi 13
you guys were meant to be
Jacklehunter 10
Ooh the irony
PapaSmash 14
You can't cheat death. Apparently you were supposed to be hit by the same car . (Final destination)
thenewgirl29 20
Wow, just wow.
badluckalex 23
no, just no.
mistertbawk420 10
Wow. Much Irony. Such sad. Very pain. Wow.
thenewgirl29 20
Haha people on this website take a everything so seriously.
trex454 21
you all need to learn how to cross the street
mistertbawk420 10
If you read the fml, OP was hit as he/she was walking into the hospital. Not crossing the street.
cryssycakesx3 23
he had to be walking somewhere that cars were driving though...
Respect101 17
#24 who says he wasn't walking across the street? could have been either possibilties.
trex454 21
or he could have been walking thru the parking lot crossing a lane. I highly doubt the car drove thru the lobby of the hospital. seeing as its not all over the news
CREEPY_WEIRDOS 6
Dude, you are in someone's hit list -.-
Adam5858 17
Well atleast you are ok!Take the good things
dipshitpoopyhead 7
Well hopefully you get to share a room with your wife