Anonymous
Netfliiiiiiiiix
Today, I binge-watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting and now I'm not sure what day it is. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Was it that recent one about Waco?
Today, I tried to be a responsible adult and went to bed early. I woke up at 3 a.m. and couldn't fall back asleep, so I binge-watched a whole season of a show on Netflix. It was a terrible fucking show as well. FML
Beatrix
Canada
Procrastinating my life away
Today, I tried to be productive and got dressed in real clothes instead of sweatpants. I spent the next four hours on the couch binge-watching Netflix and pretending I had plans. FML
Anonymous
Manchester, United Kingdom
Where am I?
Today, I was so tired from staying up late binge-watching my favorite show that I accidentally put my phone in the refrigerator instead of the milk. FML
thanks a lot!
United States
Spoiler alert
Today, I introduced my friend to a show I really like. I told her that I’m only halfway through the second season, but she should check it out. Since she’s on leave from work, she decided to binge watch every available episode, then text me multiple spoilers. FML
stampslife
Agassiz, Canada
Delays expected
Today, I finished watching an entire movie after boarding the plane, before the plane even took off. FML
the fish
Today, I started this show and was really confused what was happening until I realized I accidentally started from the last episode so I basically ruined the whole show for myself. FML
neurodi-HELPME
Stuck in a rut
Today, my ADHD brain won't quit hyperfixating on one specific show. I've watched all 5 seasons 3 times through and have the wiki open at all times. I've tried watching other things, but even shows that I'm huge fan of don't cut it. I feel like there's no end in sight. FML
vava101
United States
I like to (not) move it move it
Today, my smartwatch detected what it thought was a fall and called emergency services. What was I doing? Dramatically flopping on the couch to binge-watch five episodes of a dating show. Paramedics showed up while I was still clutching a bag of Cheetos. FML
I'm dad
San Diego, United States
Like father, like son
Today, after making fun of my dad for years because he falls asleep in front of the TV every night by 9:30, I sat down “just for a minute” after work and woke up at 2 a.m. fully dressed, lights on, with Netflix asking if I was still watching, and a half-eaten wrap stuck to my chest. FML
Anonymous
United States
Grey's Anatomy has the same effect
Today, I discovered that my recent binge-watching of “Young Sheldon” has caused me to hear Jim Parsons’s voice narrating everything I read. Including this FML. FML
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RichardPencil 32
"Wednesday" Once you've binged "Wednesday," every day is Wednesday.
cuz803 46
I'm not gonna vote that YDI because this is just a miniscule amount of detail and there could be underlying issues going on that we don't know about. Instead, I hope you find purpose and joy with many positive experiences. Try reading a book, going to the gym, and putting yourself out there as starting ideas if you have none.
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jpaylay 15
That’s not too bad. hope the show was good!
Vesi 30
Are we talking 20-25 minute episodes.. or 50-55 minutes? Different shows have different numbers of shows per season.. so that could have been 12 episodes in about 6 hours or 12 hours or more for longer episodes. So.. which was it? =)
cuz803 46
I'm not gonna vote that YDI because this is just a miniscule amount of detail and there could be underlying issues going on that we don't know about. Instead, I hope you find purpose and joy with many positive experiences. Try reading a book, going to the gym, and putting yourself out there as starting ideas if you have none.
RichardPencil 32
"Wednesday" Once you've binged "Wednesday," every day is Wednesday.