Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I got fined when my fat dog decided to walk across a private film set to get at the catering area. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
bill
United States
Today, I received a $500 fine for an "unruly" dog. I don't have a dog. FML
Aaron
United States
Bad doggo
Today, I took my dog to the dog park and let him off the leash for a bit. He ran straight towards a group of people having a picnic, jumped on their blanket, and devoured half of their food before I could catch him. They were surprisingly forgiving, but I had to buy them lunch to make up for it. FML
Karen
Law and order
Today, I was walking my dog when he decided to poop in the middle of a crosswalk during heavy traffic. We have very strict laws (and fines) so I frantically tried to pick it up while cars waited, honking and watching me struggle like I was in the worst street performance ever. FML
Bad boy
Naughty boy
Today, I took my dog to the park. While chatting with another dog owner, my dog managed to steal their sandwich and ran off with it. I had to chase my sandwich-thieving dog through the entire park. FML
woofwoof
Izmir, Turkey
Unattack dog
Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML
BaliTheDog
France
Today, I was walking my dog when he stopped in the middle of the street and took a dump. I looked around furtively but saw nobody, so I just kept walking. I stepped in it on the way back home. FML
life//
Fort Mcmurray, Canada
Today, I was walking my dog when he decided that he was too lazy to continue walking. It ended up with me looking like a crazy dog lady carrying my medium-sized dog home. FML
Bradley is alone
Flustered
Today, while walking my dog, I saw a hot guy so I tried to look chill. My dog chose that exact moment to take an enormous dump. I didn’t have any bags. The dude stared while I pretended to check my phone until he walked off. FML
Cassie
Pick it up
Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML
Anonymous
Melbourne, Australia
So sorry!
Today, I took my dog to the park, and he ran straight into a group of people having a picnic. Naturally, he grabbed the biggest piece of meat in sight and ran off with it. As I chased him, I tripped and fell in front of everyone. My dog then sat and chewed the meat in front of me. FML
Top comments
davek 36
YDI, if your dog is out in public it should be on a lead.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Did you find out what set it was? A friend and I once sneaked onto the set of a movie basically just because we could. We pretended to be extras for the whole day and never got caught.
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Comments (104)
amazinemo578 4
get a damn fence
HedgehogHead 0
how did ur dog get into a private film???? That's why the leash was invented
josiejealousy 0
hahahahahahahaha!!!! XD I legitly LOLd on this one!
flamegrilled123 3
1. get a damn leash 2. stop taking it to macdonalds
MAGNAVOX 0
OP is the pet in this FML.
deepbluesea 1
Ever heard of a leash? Maybe it is called by a different name in the United Kingdom. First you buy the dog a collar, then you buy the "leash" it looks similar to a belt or strap. You attach the "leash" to the collar and and keep one end of it in your hand at all times while the leash is attached to the collar, and the collar is around the dog's neck. When your dog begins to pull away from you and is going where it doesn't belong you, the dog owner, tug the leash and tell your dog to stay.
YaLuckyGal 0
It's called a leash in the UK too. :3
catatonicsleep 17
or a lead...
sourgirl101 29
Since the dog is fat, I doubt the OP walks the dog on a leash that often anyways.
DLTsandwich 5
I know how you feel...and the ones that ever do post are the ones where you are complaining about them never posting!
Shorty_Shaza 5
your dog is (as Barney from how I met your mother would say..) LEGENDARY!!!
Xavi89 0
how??
Shivermeshamrock 0
Eat the dog for the lost grocery money.
sweet_candy_ 17
This could have been avoided if you had a leash ydi.
tacobird123 7
CUTE :D haha
VenomByte 1
Maybe if you were nicer to your BF and not calling him a fat dog, none of this would have happened!
daniella4680 0
haha