Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I got fined when my fat dog decided to walk across a private film set to get at the catering area. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
bill
United States
Today, I received a $500 fine for an "unruly" dog. I don't have a dog. FML
Aaron
United States
Bad doggo
Today, I took my dog to the dog park and let him off the leash for a bit. He ran straight towards a group of people having a picnic, jumped on their blanket, and devoured half of their food before I could catch him. They were surprisingly forgiving, but I had to buy them lunch to make up for it. FML
Karen
Law and order
Today, I was walking my dog when he decided to poop in the middle of a crosswalk during heavy traffic. We have very strict laws (and fines) so I frantically tried to pick it up while cars waited, honking and watching me struggle like I was in the worst street performance ever. FML
Bad boy
Naughty boy
Today, I took my dog to the park. While chatting with another dog owner, my dog managed to steal their sandwich and ran off with it. I had to chase my sandwich-thieving dog through the entire park. FML
woofwoof
Izmir, Turkey
Unattack dog
Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML
BaliTheDog
France
Today, I was walking my dog when he stopped in the middle of the street and took a dump. I looked around furtively but saw nobody, so I just kept walking. I stepped in it on the way back home. FML
life//
Fort Mcmurray, Canada
Today, I was walking my dog when he decided that he was too lazy to continue walking. It ended up with me looking like a crazy dog lady carrying my medium-sized dog home. FML
Bradley is alone
Flustered
Today, while walking my dog, I saw a hot guy so I tried to look chill. My dog chose that exact moment to take an enormous dump. I didn’t have any bags. The dude stared while I pretended to check my phone until he walked off. FML
Cassie
Pick it up
Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML
Anonymous
Melbourne, Australia
So sorry!
Today, I took my dog to the park, and he ran straight into a group of people having a picnic. Naturally, he grabbed the biggest piece of meat in sight and ran off with it. As I chased him, I tripped and fell in front of everyone. My dog then sat and chewed the meat in front of me. FML
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davek 36
YDI, if your dog is out in public it should be on a lead.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Did you find out what set it was? A friend and I once sneaked onto the set of a movie basically just because we could. We pretended to be extras for the whole day and never got caught.
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Comments (104)
Vfriz 0
Don't get a leash get a dog treadmill. I thought it was was funny and your dog is pro I would have done the same thing Free Food!
aqua10 0
put your dog on a proper diet. it's not healthy to be fat.
doglady 16
LOL
irokyoursox 6
haha what a pig!!!!
xiar 0
HAHAH! Awesome dog.
Bcfrmkc816 17
They should've had the area marked off make them give you apart for compensation unless you are already in it then ydi
Markus12 8
I'm really wondering by what law you were fined....
cwl727 33
Don't call your dog fat. Also why wasn't the doggie on a leash?
bethy_lee 9
I can just see this happening...
Lancemallow 5
But why did you let your dog walk over there?