Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I got fined when my fat dog decided to walk across a private film set to get at the catering area. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
bill
United States
Today, I received a $500 fine for an "unruly" dog. I don't have a dog. FML
Aaron
United States
Bad doggo
Today, I took my dog to the dog park and let him off the leash for a bit. He ran straight towards a group of people having a picnic, jumped on their blanket, and devoured half of their food before I could catch him. They were surprisingly forgiving, but I had to buy them lunch to make up for it. FML
Karen
Law and order
Today, I was walking my dog when he decided to poop in the middle of a crosswalk during heavy traffic. We have very strict laws (and fines) so I frantically tried to pick it up while cars waited, honking and watching me struggle like I was in the worst street performance ever. FML
Bad boy
Naughty boy
Today, I took my dog to the park. While chatting with another dog owner, my dog managed to steal their sandwich and ran off with it. I had to chase my sandwich-thieving dog through the entire park. FML
woofwoof
Izmir, Turkey
Unattack dog
Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML
BaliTheDog
France
Today, I was walking my dog when he stopped in the middle of the street and took a dump. I looked around furtively but saw nobody, so I just kept walking. I stepped in it on the way back home. FML
life//
Fort Mcmurray, Canada
Today, I was walking my dog when he decided that he was too lazy to continue walking. It ended up with me looking like a crazy dog lady carrying my medium-sized dog home. FML
Bradley is alone
Flustered
Today, while walking my dog, I saw a hot guy so I tried to look chill. My dog chose that exact moment to take an enormous dump. I didn’t have any bags. The dude stared while I pretended to check my phone until he walked off. FML
Cassie
Pick it up
Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML
Anonymous
Melbourne, Australia
So sorry!
Today, I took my dog to the park, and he ran straight into a group of people having a picnic. Naturally, he grabbed the biggest piece of meat in sight and ran off with it. As I chased him, I tripped and fell in front of everyone. My dog then sat and chewed the meat in front of me. FML
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davek 36
YDI, if your dog is out in public it should be on a lead.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Did you find out what set it was? A friend and I once sneaked onto the set of a movie basically just because we could. We pretended to be extras for the whole day and never got caught.
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Comments (104)
sloppyflow 1
ydi for not leasing ur dog and feeding it fat. ;)
shuttershades11 0
lmao good dog
phooph 2
The correct response to the question about the dog is, "I've never seen that dog before in my life."
DaleSohi 1
Your fault, doggie was just following his nose,... It's a dogs world
bankrupt 15
OK, by now it should be common knowledge that I hate dogs and cannot imagine why anyone would want one of those filthy, slobbering, poop eating, pee drinking, furniture chewing, indiscriminately humping, barfing, barking, biting messes in their homes. That said, why was this dog off its leash? YDI for not restraining your dog. If you had controlled it, you wouldn't be in this mess. Secondly, your dog is fat because you overfeed it and/or do not give it enough exercise. Dogs are stupid, especially when food is involved. They will eat themselves to death. You need to stop letting it eat everything it wants. This is also why it went over to the food in the first place; you have let this greedy, stupid dog think that every morsel it smells is his to waddle over to and slurp down. Greedy dog + lack of leash = fine for stupid owner.
schalk 12
Dogs are awesome. Shut up.
Erindub 0
Please tell me its one of those tiny minature dogs that irritate the piss out of me on a daily basis
lcarroll 3
I fail to understand the relevancy of your dogs weight in regards to this issue... YDI
bankrupt 15
The dog's fatness is relevant because it explains why the dog could not control itself and waddled over to steal food. Since the OP allows the dog to stuff itself to the point where its weight is at issue, it is clearly accustomed to vaccuuming up every morsel it can sniff out. It smelled food, is unable to discern food that is permissible to eat and food that is not, and waddled up for yet another pig out.
Shinygirlnz 1
Why wasn't your 'fat dog' on a leash?
miamomma829 0
This made me lol
wrigglezeus 0
YDI for not having the dog on a leash.