Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I got fined when my fat dog decided to walk across a private film set to get at the catering area. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
bill
United States
Today, I received a $500 fine for an "unruly" dog. I don't have a dog. FML
Aaron
United States
Bad doggo
Today, I took my dog to the dog park and let him off the leash for a bit. He ran straight towards a group of people having a picnic, jumped on their blanket, and devoured half of their food before I could catch him. They were surprisingly forgiving, but I had to buy them lunch to make up for it. FML
Karen
Law and order
Today, I was walking my dog when he decided to poop in the middle of a crosswalk during heavy traffic. We have very strict laws (and fines) so I frantically tried to pick it up while cars waited, honking and watching me struggle like I was in the worst street performance ever. FML
Bad boy
Naughty boy
Today, I took my dog to the park. While chatting with another dog owner, my dog managed to steal their sandwich and ran off with it. I had to chase my sandwich-thieving dog through the entire park. FML
woofwoof
Izmir, Turkey
Unattack dog
Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML
BaliTheDog
France
Today, I was walking my dog when he stopped in the middle of the street and took a dump. I looked around furtively but saw nobody, so I just kept walking. I stepped in it on the way back home. FML
life//
Fort Mcmurray, Canada
Today, I was walking my dog when he decided that he was too lazy to continue walking. It ended up with me looking like a crazy dog lady carrying my medium-sized dog home. FML
Bradley is alone
Flustered
Today, while walking my dog, I saw a hot guy so I tried to look chill. My dog chose that exact moment to take an enormous dump. I didn’t have any bags. The dude stared while I pretended to check my phone until he walked off. FML
Cassie
Pick it up
Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML
Anonymous
Melbourne, Australia
So sorry!
Today, I took my dog to the park, and he ran straight into a group of people having a picnic. Naturally, he grabbed the biggest piece of meat in sight and ran off with it. As I chased him, I tripped and fell in front of everyone. My dog then sat and chewed the meat in front of me. FML
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davek 36
YDI, if your dog is out in public it should be on a lead.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Did you find out what set it was? A friend and I once sneaked onto the set of a movie basically just because we could. We pretended to be extras for the whole day and never got caught.
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Comments (104)
ampex189 0
Get off your ass and train your dog
haha89 0
YDI it but this made me laugh so hard.
skyeyez9 25
66: My neighbor has a professionally trained border collie that is the most intelligent canine I have ever been around. I prefer Oreo's company over most peoples' and babysit him when his owners go out of town.
Stevo33 0
Lame.
aaguilara55 0
Buy a skinnier dog
iltby 3
How about put your dog on a diet and don't allow him to roam off leash. You deserve it, you moron. It's called responsible pet ownership.
iHateThisLife 10
oh, hell ya', my cousin works for NBC here in SoCal and when I go on set with him sometimes we shit like that happen and it's not a something taken lightly cause "time is $$" in that industry.
mdawwg 0
Squirrel!
Kitola 2
To add to the other comments: WHY wasn't this dog on a leash??
jbeh 0
can i just say, everyone needs to calm. i treat my dog just fine, and i don't feed it table scrappings, she is on a diet, this has only ever happened once so didn't need to put her on a leash. so stop trying to figure out my life with my dog :L
bankrupt 15
You still are responsible for controlling your dog. EVERY time a dog leaves its home or enclosed yard it needs to be on a leash. This is for the dog's safety and protection as well as the safety and protection of others. One of my neighbors had a dog he thought was good as gold and he never leashed her because he thought she was too smart and good to do wrong. One day he was trotting her around town, no leash, when she just took off on him with no warning. She was missing for days. Eventually he found her; what remained of her was a battered carcass on the road. That was the first and obviously last time she took off on him. He was heartbroken but it was his fault; she would not have been able to bolt if he had her properly restrained. I hate, destest, despise dogs; however, I believe you have the right to own a dog but you have to TAKE TOTAL RESPONSIBILITY for the dog. What the dog damages, is your responsibility, not the dog's. The dog *****? You clean it up. The dog steals someone's food? You reimburse the person the dog stole from. The dog wanders into a movie scene, you pay the fine. Your dog; your problem.