Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I got fined when my fat dog decided to walk across a private film set to get at the catering area. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
bill
United States
Today, I received a $500 fine for an "unruly" dog. I don't have a dog. FML
Aaron
United States
Bad doggo
Today, I took my dog to the dog park and let him off the leash for a bit. He ran straight towards a group of people having a picnic, jumped on their blanket, and devoured half of their food before I could catch him. They were surprisingly forgiving, but I had to buy them lunch to make up for it. FML
Karen
Law and order
Today, I was walking my dog when he decided to poop in the middle of a crosswalk during heavy traffic. We have very strict laws (and fines) so I frantically tried to pick it up while cars waited, honking and watching me struggle like I was in the worst street performance ever. FML
Bad boy
Naughty boy
Today, I took my dog to the park. While chatting with another dog owner, my dog managed to steal their sandwich and ran off with it. I had to chase my sandwich-thieving dog through the entire park. FML
woofwoof
Izmir, Turkey
Unattack dog
Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML
BaliTheDog
France
Today, I was walking my dog when he stopped in the middle of the street and took a dump. I looked around furtively but saw nobody, so I just kept walking. I stepped in it on the way back home. FML
life//
Fort Mcmurray, Canada
Today, I was walking my dog when he decided that he was too lazy to continue walking. It ended up with me looking like a crazy dog lady carrying my medium-sized dog home. FML
Bradley is alone
Flustered
Today, while walking my dog, I saw a hot guy so I tried to look chill. My dog chose that exact moment to take an enormous dump. I didn’t have any bags. The dude stared while I pretended to check my phone until he walked off. FML
Cassie
Pick it up
Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML
Anonymous
Melbourne, Australia
So sorry!
Today, I took my dog to the park, and he ran straight into a group of people having a picnic. Naturally, he grabbed the biggest piece of meat in sight and ran off with it. As I chased him, I tripped and fell in front of everyone. My dog then sat and chewed the meat in front of me. FML
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davek 36
YDI, if your dog is out in public it should be on a lead.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Did you find out what set it was? A friend and I once sneaked onto the set of a movie basically just because we could. We pretended to be extras for the whole day and never got caught.
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Comments (104)
cheerchika 0
haha I think it dog should be on a diet
Daerauko 0
maybe the dog was tired of all the peanut butter it's master usually offers it.
imright24 0
You probably should have been fined many, many times before. YDI. Now take your next fine money and buy a leash. Get one for the dog too.
yagurlteeteexoxo 0
OP, you an your fat ass dog needs to hit the gym... fatty
eatshitplease 0
one fine day with a woof and a purr, a baby was born and it caused a little stir. No blue bunny, no three eyed frog, just a feline/kanine little catdog. Catdog! CAAAATdog. Alone in the world is a little catdog!
whiterabbit420 4
not really relevant, but I definitely share the love for catdog.
MizSammyBaybay12 0
WIN! lol
GuitarGeek44 3
What the hell
blahzz 4
aww. fat dogs are cute.
lovelyliz916 5
FYL?? I think not. FYDL?? I think yes, poor fat dog you must be doing something wrong if he wanted to eat human food.
xVictoriaDreamz 0
why were you walking near a movie set?
underpaid011 0
it's called a leash. fat pets usually belong to fat people. your dog probably learned by watching you at an all you can eat buffet.
TRACKGiRLJONNi 0
leash law?