Today, I got excited because I found Monsters University and The Croods online, neither of which I've seen. I'm 33, single, and it's Saturday night. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw that Pixar had put out a teaser trailer for Toy Story 3. I got so excited to watch it that had to go lay in bed for a few minutes in order to calm myself down. I'm 19 years old. FML
Today, I found out my husband put a parental block on the TV so I couldn't rent a movie. I'm 42. FML
Today, I'm sat at home alone on a Friday night, watching a documentary online about decomposing elephants. FML
Today, I downloaded a movie that I already own on DVD, because I was feeling too lazy to get up and fetch it from the living room. I think I've hit rock bottom. FML
Today, my 53 year-old art teacher told me she's excited about going clubbing this weekend. I'm excited about watching a special on the History Channel. FML
Today, at work, we finally got a digital projector so our theater can show 3D movies. Our first movie is The Jonas Brothers Concert. FML
Today, finally accepting the fact that the love of my life has moved on, I took myself to a movie, alone, on a Saturday night. After buying the last ticket to a sold out movie and trying to find the only open seat in the dark, I sit down... right next to my ex-best friend AND my ex-fiancé. FML
Today, I can’t get over that my husband will watch children’s movies all by himself, even though we don’t have kids. Seriously, I brought a friend over today and when we walked in he was drinking beer, watching a cartoon movie about a ladybird-themed superhero girl. It was so embarrassing. FML
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
Today, I realized I’m so lonely that I actually got jealous while watching Shrek. FML
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mercifulbane 3
be proud of what you do!
yahoowizard 16
Nothing wrong with that. Unless you're wanting to do something else, in which case you should do that instead.
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Comments (126)
miggles 16
Ain't nothing wrong with that Op (:
Muttley9 13
Turbo is better :)
xlaunch 4
Sounds like a good time to me!
shouldveSeenIt 2
I so know what you mean... FML
dark_angel4121 12
And what's wrong with that? I'm 27 and I think those movies are awesome!
manuel3272001 6
whats wrong with that?
IIIIIIIII 7
Those movies are awesome!
natywantspeace 7
I'm 30 and would have been just as excited! Young forever!!!!
hopson32 5
SATURDAY NIGHT AND I HAVE NO PLANS SO IMMA STAY HOME AND DO THE LONER DANCE
shotgun_girl 17
YAY! That sounds great!
j_inks23 19
Nothing wrong with that OP