forever alone
Forever alone
Today, I realized I’m so lonely that I actually got jealous while watching Shrek. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Disney 2021
Today, I realised that I'm kinda living the life of a Disney princess, because I'm lonely and all my friends are animals. Yes, I also talk to them. FML
Brastro
Ireland
Today, we were at the end of our surfing trip watching a photo montage. A picture popped up of an ugly girl surfing so I shouted out "I didn't know Shrek could surf". The room went very quiet. "Shrek" was sitting beside me. FML
Takegami
Norge, United States
Today, I realized how alone I truly was when I caught myself talking to a podcast. FML
murphy
United States
Today, though I'm normally unperturbed by my single-ness, I walked by some squirrels engaged in mating rituals and felt a pang of jealousy. FML
Anonymous
United States
Seek help
Today, I realized my friends were right about my obsession for my only son when I found myself genuinely jealous when I heard he recently got a new girlfriend. FML
Hammy
Ann Arbor, United States
Today, I finally noticed how lonely I am when I realized I was petting my couch while reading a book. FML
Anonymous
Poor choices were made
Today, I'm so lonely that I actually convinced myself it was by choice. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I realized just how lonely I am when I started singing and harmonizing with the vacuum cleaner. FML
petev8
Daydreamer
Today, I found myself watching Masterchef UK and was excited because there was an attractive female contestant. I then went on to imagine us getting married and being together forever. Man I am lonely, but more importantly need to get out more. FML
Anonymous
Castaway
Today, I felt so affection-deprived that I gave myself pep talks in order to feel less lonely. FML
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Ravenclawed 13
I'm jealous of Homer Simpson. Idiot has a wife that adores him, a family, a home, and a highly stable career as a essential worker.
cuz803 46
"Maybe there's a God above and all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you..." - Rufus Wainwright Just practice loving and pleasing yourself in the meantime. A person who loves and takes care of themselves is bound to attract a mate eventually.
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cuz803 46
"Maybe there's a God above and all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you..." - Rufus Wainwright Just practice loving and pleasing yourself in the meantime. A person who loves and takes care of themselves is bound to attract a mate eventually.
Ravenclawed 13
I'm jealous of Homer Simpson. Idiot has a wife that adores him, a family, a home, and a highly stable career as a essential worker.