Today, finally accepting the fact that the love of my life has moved on, I took myself to a movie, alone, on a Saturday night. After buying the last ticket to a sold out movie and trying to find the only open seat in the dark, I sit down... right next to my ex-best friend AND my ex-fiancé. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
Today, after moving house, changing my number, my email, and beginning legal action to get away from a girl who was stalking me, I decided to go to the movies to relax. As soon as I got in my seat, that same girl walked into the nearly empty theatre. She sat next to me. FML
Today, I went to see a movie by myself and ended up sitting next to a couple on a first date, who spent the whole movie whispering to each other. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, I went on what I thought was a solo outing with my longtime crush. He decided to invite a friend along. I had to pick her up half an hour away from town, he treated her to the movie we were watching while I had to pay for myself, he fingered her in the theatre, and made out with her on the drive home. FML
Today, my date and I went to the movies. After the date, we were both on an instant chat room at our homes. Her personal message displayed "I think I love my ex again." FML
Today, my love life comes down to a choice in loneliness: I can either be alone, because I never meet anyone these days, let alone an interesting guy. Or, I can go back to my ex, who I left because he made me feel alone while sitting right next to him. FML
Today, I went to the movies alone after the boy I was seeing told me he was busy studying for exams. I found him making out with another girl whilst in the queue. When I confronted him by text, he denied that it was him. I saw him check the text and reply. FML
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fisheatsbear 6
You, are a very unlucky person.
rosered 0
Ouch that sucks. Fyl.
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rosered 0
Ouch that sucks. Fyl.
chipmunk95 0
**** YO THOUGHTS
jasoniskiing 0
should have left
knockasauras 0
Were the two of them pullin the old "Hole in the bottom of the popcorn" trick, OP? FYL
spiceseaskye 0
your hot:)
thatonekid2010 0
that's sucks haha
Pball11 0
Isn't life fun... I think they are out to get you >:)
zerk211 4
my ex-best friend wulda gotten an ass beatin
FYLDeep 26
The real question is: What movie was is?
iSwag 0
I went to a movie once and it was so gay, 10 minutes into it I left and refunded the ticket. wondering why you didn't do the same thing. and even of you couldn't refund the ticket, if the movie was sold out and you got the last seat I'm sure someone behind you was going to watch it so you could've just sold the ticket to one of them. YDI for going by yourself
FYLDeep 26
Sorry bout #33 but I'm the kind of guy who would ask the question "What type of gun was it?" if my girlfriend dreamed of me murdering her. Oh was it a good movie?
jellybean120 10
#37 Was it, by any chance, Bruno? Because i got a refund for it and then bought a ticket to see Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs. Lol!
orgyz 0
That sucks.
ChrisCTL 0
Burn! definitely would punch the ex bestfriend in the face, called my ex a trashy hoe then peaced!
tangyterp83 0
what's wrong with going to the movies alone? some ppl don't need to be surrounded by ppl to validate our existance. grow some balls.
tweetbaby14 18
if you truly accepted it you wouldn't have cared. and you didn't pay to see them you paid to see the movie so shut up and watch.
showrunner 0
number 33 wins
marleytooyou 0
hahaaha why didn't u get a date then
Sukimaye 0
karma will prevail!!!!
newmanlyman3 8
aw shit
ILoveMyXbox 0
LAUGHING MY ******* ASS OFF
gildedmuse 0
37 -"I went to a movie once and it was so gay, 10 minutes into it I left and refunded the ticket. wondering why you didn't do the same thing." Well now, whose fault is that? If you'd bothered to read a single review you would have known what Brokeback Mountain was about without wasting those ten minutes, which I'm going to have to assume is the movie you're referring to.
iSwag 0
Touché
bubbarific 0
ydi for not satisfying ur fiancé he wudnt have left if u gave him the goods
not4me4u 0
I recommend not stalking your ex lover's, you may have a better chance of not only meeting someone new but also not sitting next to him.
trini_gal171 0
#68 I thought that the OP was a man.
fisheatsbear 6
You, are a very unlucky person.
fisheatsbear 6
I know. replace it with three dots (...) like a thinking pause
xriley 0
Snicker stop being such a bitch...he can put a comma if he wants...and spell how he wants...seriously I hate people like you...always thinking your're better than everyone....damn...no wonder people like you always end up getting dumped.
fisheatsbear 6
wow, so many thinking pauses. must take you a long time just to get dressed.
gagneana000 5
They are called elepsis (sorry about spelling) not "thinking pause" and here starts the Sniker war...
captaintaco 0
I always read these and I don't usually reply to any of snicker's comments, but seriously, you comment to point out a damn comma mistake? Absolutely nobody cares! Do you have some sort of OCD disorder and you just can't help yourself? Because other than that you just look like an idiot. Any retard can use proper grammar but it actually takes some brain power to write a good comment. Snicker, you should try that for a change. Honestly.
orgyz 0
Bad grammar sucks, though. Buhhht w/e. My Grammar Naziness isn't present atm.
Anonnamus 0
Actually, I'm pretty sure Snicks was just kidding...(nice use of the ellipsis, no?)
Slypig 0
The comma is perfectly acceptable to indicate a pause, if that is what was intended.
gohabs21 0
#39, you are my hero
angelkissezxox 3
haha 39
Odiny147 0
ruin the movie for them.. annoy them
amiemariej 0
STOP feeding into her obsession, she does it to get attention!
BrookeTrueblood 0
52, obviously you care. I'm not sure why everyone freaks out on Snick. You all just need to get that stick out of your ass and chill out.
girlsrockmysocks 0
@112 ur freaking hot!!
sweetheartxxo 0
seriously? get a life honey, it's the internet. nobody cares that he left out a comma. wow, you must be your english teacher's favorite student.
colonel_samders0 0
@52 fyi the D in OCD stands for disorder, I don't believe they have obsessive compulsive disorder disorder. u kinda fail...
pwincessa23 1
WTF?!
ILoveMyXbox 0
snick, that one was gay.
iMP0W3R 0
lol totally agree with Brooke, it's a ******* app. whoever fights on this has no life and is an idiot xD so **** all of your lives because you guys just fail at life :p
JonathanG_fml 0
sucks to be you..
Odiny147 0
ruin the movie for them.. annoy them!
BbYhRtLsS 0
Oh Wow!!! That sucks, hopefully you guys didn't end on a bad note.
ImaginaryFoe 1
"love of my life", "ex-fiancee", "ex-best friend"...these are not signs that it ended well.
defaultusername 0
oof. I know that feeling. It too shall pass.
ImaginaryFoe 1
It does suck. I could say move on or you don't need them, blah, blah, blah. You tried and got slapped by life. It happens. I hope you kept your head up and at least pretended to enjoy the movie. They should be uncomfortable, not you. FYL but I promise it gets better.
Jellytastic 0
sixth
Jellytastic 0
lol fail
alexblue 5
agree 1
chocoratzi 0
hopefully you didn't end on a bad note...? they were engaged it probably wasn't a good one
imchanel 0
oh that suck fyl. I hope you ignored them and didn't waste your money
Jellytastic 0
oh I didn't mean to say fail meant to say something else o.0