Today, I got excited because I found Monsters University and The Croods online, neither of which I've seen. I'm 33, single, and it's Saturday night. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw that Pixar had put out a teaser trailer for Toy Story 3. I got so excited to watch it that had to go lay in bed for a few minutes in order to calm myself down. I'm 19 years old. FML
Today, I found out my husband put a parental block on the TV so I couldn't rent a movie. I'm 42. FML
Today, I'm sat at home alone on a Friday night, watching a documentary online about decomposing elephants. FML
Today, I downloaded a movie that I already own on DVD, because I was feeling too lazy to get up and fetch it from the living room. I think I've hit rock bottom. FML
Today, my 53 year-old art teacher told me she's excited about going clubbing this weekend. I'm excited about watching a special on the History Channel. FML
Today, at work, we finally got a digital projector so our theater can show 3D movies. Our first movie is The Jonas Brothers Concert. FML
Today, finally accepting the fact that the love of my life has moved on, I took myself to a movie, alone, on a Saturday night. After buying the last ticket to a sold out movie and trying to find the only open seat in the dark, I sit down... right next to my ex-best friend AND my ex-fiancé. FML
Today, I can’t get over that my husband will watch children’s movies all by himself, even though we don’t have kids. Seriously, I brought a friend over today and when we walked in he was drinking beer, watching a cartoon movie about a ladybird-themed superhero girl. It was so embarrassing. FML
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
Today, I realized I’m so lonely that I actually got jealous while watching Shrek. FML
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mercifulbane 3
be proud of what you do!
yahoowizard 16
Nothing wrong with that. Unless you're wanting to do something else, in which case you should do that instead.
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Comments (126)
hnsblue 14
Sounds like a good time c;
Memen88 16
Go out and get a life YDI
babygirl125 6
Dont feel bad i havent seen them yet eithet
thearmsofpeace 4
Woo! Party!
ni0ve 9
Both good movies
jonathansburden 9
No shame in loving those movies! I'm planning on taking my preschoolers to see Frozen this weekend if they want to or not... I did the same thing with Monsters U and Despicable Me 2, luckily they liked them!
davincidasecond 24
No ones ever too old for Monsters University. My dad and I went together to see it on premiere night. He's 50 and I'm 20, and I don't remember too many times where we were more excited to see a movie.
Chris93Jones 20
that's not a FML it's a my life is awesome
cjlerch 29
If it makes you feel any better, The Croods was a pretty good movie.
Aero220 16
Find a girl that's fun and loves kids movies. It's working great for me!