mylifeblows
United States
Today, I found out my husband put a parental block on the TV so I couldn't rent a movie. I'm 42. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Noname
United States
Today, I came back to my appartment to find that I couldn't watch certain channels on my tv. When I called the tv company I found out my parents had put a 'parental block' on all my favorite channels. Im 22 and rent an appartment with my friends. FML
alison89430
Birmingham, United States
Today, I went to see a movie with my parents. During a sex scene, my dad covered my eyes. I'm married and have 2 kids. FML
MyLife
Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized just how bad my 28-year-old husband's gamer rage is when I came home to a smashed TV. This is the second TV in three months that he's destroyed. FML
smokecloud_
Ashland, United States
Today, I was watching ESPN. My boyfriend came in, bitched about "boring tv," so I handed him the remote. He put on a Lifetime movie. I must be the only woman in America with this problem. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Don't yuck his yum
Today, I can’t get over that my husband will watch children’s movies all by himself, even though we don’t have kids. Seriously, I brought a friend over today and when we walked in he was drinking beer, watching a cartoon movie about a ladybird-themed superhero girl. It was so embarrassing. FML
Nomoresandwish
United States
Today, when I had a go at my husband for spending way too much time in front of the TV, he pointed the remote control at me while miming turning down the volume in order to make me shut up. FML
Kourou
France
Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my husband was planning on getting me my favorite movie as an anniversary present; I ended up buying it. He had to give me the money and leave because he is severely arachnophobic and couldn't even pick up the box. I have to hide the movie for fear of it being destroyed. Again. FML
owngoalscored
Overreaction much?
Today, I was watching a movie that had a mild sex scene in it. My mother walked in just as that scene was starting and she flipped out. I'm now grounded. She's taken my TV and laptop out of my room and refuses to let me see my boyfriend because she's sure he's the cause of my "disgusting behaviour". FML
Top comments
margicks 1
Maybe he dosnt want u wasting $ on crappy movies?
Mirorbo 27
Turn the tables on him. Either that or just force him to tell you the password. Simple solutions for simple problems.
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Comments (151)
sweetdreams999 0
lololol
babyale760 0
well that's new. ; fyl
Ali_Br_fml 33
what type of movies WERE you renting???
marinus_fml 20
It could have been a lot worse! he could have put an parental block on FML!
link238 0
thats what you get for trying to rent a movie from your tv provider
adamsk1 0
well it's very obvious who wears the pants in the family lol
SmylieVyrus 0
just put a penile block on your ******. problem solved!
karlita22 0
ydi for having a husband
fendr 0
i wonder what kind of movie was it
Obelia 3
Win!!
fertie226 1
I feel like we never know the full story...maybe he blocked it because you rack up crazy cable bills, or maybe he's the only one paying the bills in the first place? if I'm wrong, I'm sorry, and FYL
Skroal_stomper 5
woohoo skroal is banned.
soul_fml 0
He's been BAANED? Praise the Lord!
nabo4u 0
does he give you an allowance too?
TheWhiteDemon 0
well if ur 42 u shouldnt need those "videos" you should be getting the real stuff know what i mean?
spookyfox 0
who's skroal? was that soviet guy?
sampimpinthug 0
I'm with fertie on this one, it could also be bcuz of kids if the op has any
RTRbryant 0
its funny because skroal deserved it
Skroal_stomper 5
I guess my stomping days are over.
Mumbellosity711 0
it's funny because skroal got banned and all of us wanted him to shutup and now he can't even comment
heynow00wellthen 0
Ha. Well that sucks.
WTF_FML_FTW 0
FAIL
WTF_FML_FTW 0
^and I'm talking about the people who were talking about skroal being banned the time he's back
the_flirtt 0
hah take charge woman !!
WTF_FML_FTW 0
1,2,3, and 4, you all wasted comments.
okieraider71 4
Put a parental block on your pussy.
DeadWindstrider 0
I agree with you 44, people never really tell the whole story.
MnBran6 0
Not an FML. He's just trying to save money. If it's your money, he's only trying to help. If it's his, it's his choice.
chopra 0
well ydi for sitting on ur ass
alleyx3 0
reminds me of the movie stepbrothers
Brittney_E 0
haha Step Brothers. i like The Hangover better(: skroal being banned made my day! :DD
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
73: I hope a parental block would always be on one's pussy... and a child lock as well. O.O
gumzy 6
maybe cuz he caught ur renting **** from the tv, he cud hav just disabled the local **** channel instead :o! ;P
cheese91 0
haha
turtles1321 0
yay skroal would have been dead within a few fml's if he wasnt banned
frayster 2
redbox?
maddieguinn 0
o
PlastikSeraph 2
lul
rebbee 0
Well my dear lady, do you pay the bills? I am going to assume No, so I see method in your husband's madness!
kristir9426 0
what a control freak...they are married..she is an adult and should be able to watch a movie whenever she damned well pleases!
rebbee 0
Yes, I agree, when she pays the bills she can do what she pleases. ;-)
soulja93 0
if ur name is brennen and u were in step brothers then it would b ok but if not then ydi op for still living with ur dad
soulja93 0
i failed epicly i read the fml wrong i thought it said dad so fml haha
_streets_ 19
lol...
Ludii_fml 0
when you're married you share everything.
Ludii_fml 0
uh that was for a different comment.. "if he's paying for it he has the rightvto do so"
Ludii_fml 0
good i'm not crazy it's like the third time it happens.. so yeah the stereotype is "i bring the money home, you make the sandwiches" if she can't use the money then he can't eat the sandwiches. foshizzle! ( sorry i've been wanting to say it.. )
conversesk8er 0
wow lol
Mirorbo 27
Turn the tables on him. Either that or just force him to tell you the password. Simple solutions for simple problems.
BehindTheSun 2
Of course, maybe the type of movies she's renting have an effect on her husband's reaction. Anyone one up for the great summer hit, Swallow or it's Going in Your Eye? What about the popular film, Suck it Bitch?
marcranger 29
the sequel to Swallow is much better. it's called Next Time You Ask For a ********, I'll Bite Off Your Dick and Shove It Up Your Ass. long title, but it's the best movie ever made.
ladyramses 2
maybe for the grandkids?
izaba 0
well, maybe if you didn't rent as much **** he wouldn't have to block it.
ladyramses 2
arg meant the kids. withhold sex til he gives it to you
amandalovee 0
now thats evil, lol
pooponyuou 0
lol it's the female way of revenge :)
conversesk8er 0
agreed #10
margicks 1
Maybe he dosnt want u wasting $ on crappy movies?