Today, I got dressed in what I thought was a really adorable outfit. I had a cute pink skirt on, a white tank top and silver strappy sandal heels. On my way to the mall a car pulls over and this guy asks me how much for three hours. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked into work feeling confident in my new outfit. It wasn’t until lunchtime that a colleague pointed out the price tag hanging from my skirt. I’d been flaunting my ass's price all morning. FML
Today, I was planning on meeting my friend at the mall. She came late, and I was in the dressing room trying on a few things. When I came out to meet her, she looked at me oddly and said, "You shouldn't buy that, it looks terrible on you." Those were the clothes I came in. FML
Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, my wardrobe door jammed, and I couldn't change out into some nice clothes for my date. On the way there, my car broke down. Not wanting to be late and make a bad impression, I scuttled the rest of the way, only to find I'd been stood up. FML
Today, I bought an expensive dress because it was me and my boyfriend's one year anniversary, and he was taking me somewhere nice. When he saw me in the dress, he looked at me, laughed and said, "Seriously, what are you wearing?" FML
Today, I was at the mall with my friend. A lady came up to us and told my friend that she could be a model. Then the lady looked at me and said, "Oh... Nice shoes." FML
Today, I was feeling a little naughty, so I put on a sexy outfit, laid down on the hood of my boyfriend's car, and waited for him to find me. When he came into the garage and saw me, he freaked out and bitched at me, because I "could've dented the chassis." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML
Today, I finally bought the expensive but beautifully stylish dress I've been eyeing for ages online. Ten minutes later, I went back to check the shoes the model was wearing so I could coordinate my outfit. The dress had been reduced to half price. FML
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Serial 2
you should of told him a price, had him pay in advance, and run like hell. more money for the mall
girmonkey 0
Wow that totally sucks! Was your skirt really short. That could be an explanation....
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Sakura_Haruno 0
Nothing wrong with dressing like a ****? Seriously? You must be one of the assholes who pull women over and ask how much for three hours. ?
caitxD 0
Wow. Enough said.
ciuma 0
I make myself sad that I almost voted you deserved that. I used to think that in some cases, if a woman got raped, she simply shouldn't have been in some place, because I hated alcohol and what drunk people did to me and thought they were inferior. But it's not that simple. The rapist is at fault, and usually much more fault than the victim. Sure, she'd do better not to dress like that... I'd never dress like that. But in some Muslim communities, if a woman shows ANY skin at all, men will stalk them and say, "Showing skin, she is asking to be followed around." That is just pure discrimination from the standpoint of most people in the world. In the rest of the world, women usually have more freedom, and so it may not be too much to ask to not wear clothes like that. However, I was hit on by a drunk guy before because I had my head on the table (I was crying), and he thought I was drunk, too. I thought that was really gross. There will always be men who will be after women no matter how they dress or act. Blaming the women is nonsense. And also, I wish people would stop saying "ho" and "slutty." Wtf is "slutty"? Who determines what a ***** looks like? Or a "****"?
QTip824 0
You didn't mention pants or a skirt in that FML.. Were there any?
iLucid 0
you could play the how much game and find out whether or not you a 10 cent *****...
noodleless 0
@49 haha, that'd throw him off guard all right, if she was persuasive enough.
dg72592_fml 0
do you do a lot of drugs, were your clothes dirty and was the mall in the inner city? if not, the guy's kind of a retard (or just being rude). though i'm still not sure why you would wear heels for just walking around in the mall, that sounds like a club outfit.
login_fml 0
Wow. You totally deserve it for dressing up like an effing prostitute
realbigballs 0
hey, you sound hot. you should give me a call.
playful2088 0
lol. ummmm you might wanna re-evaluate what your definition of a cute outfit is because that sounds like something a drag queen would wear. lol.