Today, I got dressed in what I thought was a really adorable outfit. I had a cute pink skirt on, a white tank top and silver strappy sandal heels. On my way to the mall a car pulls over and this guy asks me how much for three hours. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked into work feeling confident in my new outfit. It wasn’t until lunchtime that a colleague pointed out the price tag hanging from my skirt. I’d been flaunting my ass's price all morning. FML
Today, I was planning on meeting my friend at the mall. She came late, and I was in the dressing room trying on a few things. When I came out to meet her, she looked at me oddly and said, "You shouldn't buy that, it looks terrible on you." Those were the clothes I came in. FML
Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, my wardrobe door jammed, and I couldn't change out into some nice clothes for my date. On the way there, my car broke down. Not wanting to be late and make a bad impression, I scuttled the rest of the way, only to find I'd been stood up. FML
Today, I bought an expensive dress because it was me and my boyfriend's one year anniversary, and he was taking me somewhere nice. When he saw me in the dress, he looked at me, laughed and said, "Seriously, what are you wearing?" FML
Today, I was at the mall with my friend. A lady came up to us and told my friend that she could be a model. Then the lady looked at me and said, "Oh... Nice shoes." FML
Today, I was feeling a little naughty, so I put on a sexy outfit, laid down on the hood of my boyfriend's car, and waited for him to find me. When he came into the garage and saw me, he freaked out and bitched at me, because I "could've dented the chassis." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML
Today, I finally bought the expensive but beautifully stylish dress I've been eyeing for ages online. Ten minutes later, I went back to check the shoes the model was wearing so I could coordinate my outfit. The dress had been reduced to half price. FML
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Serial 2
you should of told him a price, had him pay in advance, and run like hell. more money for the mall
girmonkey 0
Wow that totally sucks! Was your skirt really short. That could be an explanation....
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blue_cheezbox 0
um... of what you described, you looked like a ho. Don't be such a ho...
lexi_lu 0
i really, REAALLLYY hope you are like UNDER the age of 12 walking around in that get-up, in which case you SHOULDNT be travelling to the mall alone to begin with.. but really, i didnt think it was even legal to make pink skirts in adult sizes-ugh.. and silver strappy sandals..with heels? to the mall? what the ****? the only thing worse would be some big clunky lucite sandals..i wear sweatpants to the mall for the most part, its THE MALL .. and i dont know where people get fashion advice from these days or where you even buy shit like this but its pretty much known IF youre gonna wear a tiny shirt and a tiny skirt , and IF youre not a victoria secret model walking down the runway, and IF its day time , youre gonna look like a who-er.. and its not even what you were wearing, but where you were wearing it, the time of day you were wearing it &most of all the color scheme-OMG.. im a fan of cleavage and legs, but not at the same time, and not in pink or spandex, i cringe at the thought- and PUH-LEASE stop defending her outfit and blaming the weather, i doubt the skirt was chanel and the sandals were definitely not manolos, and IDK where you live but i doubt its 100 degrees and even if it WAS, that doesnt mean its okay to wear a bathing suit around, so most likely she looked like a *****, and a cheap one at that.. she clearly has no fashion sense with a pink skirt laying around in her closet- and in the wiinter she probably throws some WHITE leggings underneath it- GROSS
littlemisslee 0
I guess what you think is "adorable" is considered "slutty/*****-ish" to the the majority of society. It's not your fault prostitutes where the same stuff. Consider wearing those particular pieces of clothing with more conservative things... or, at least, not together next time. We all know that's not what you were going for. It was innocent. I should know, it's happened to me before... just be lucky you weren't in Detroit like I was...
vicious_fml 0
I bet that guy was just an idiot. I'm sure you looked cute.
beany212 0
I'M ON A BOAT MOTHAHFUCKAH TAKE A LOOK AT ME
missus_butter 0
Wow, is it really a fashion no to expose both arms and legs? You know, some people live where it's really hot. Like where I used to live, last year there was a heat wave in February that rivaled summer temps. Saying arms and legs bare when it's hot is a fashion no is like saying one shouldn't wear a parka in a blizzard. It's stupid. And that man was obviously a pervert.
Sakura_Haruno 0
YDI for dressing like a tramp.
RaTmRoCks 0
and you said... ????
blackxmortals 0
Like omg cause of course when I guy is being a promiscuous asshole, it's definitely the girl's fault for just walking down the street. You guys are so right! =D Assholes.
paulfolio 0
nothing wrong with dressing like a ****. more power to you!