Today, I got dressed in what I thought was a really adorable outfit. I had a cute pink skirt on, a white tank top and silver strappy sandal heels. On my way to the mall a car pulls over and this guy asks me how much for three hours. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked into work feeling confident in my new outfit. It wasn’t until lunchtime that a colleague pointed out the price tag hanging from my skirt. I’d been flaunting my ass's price all morning. FML
Today, I was planning on meeting my friend at the mall. She came late, and I was in the dressing room trying on a few things. When I came out to meet her, she looked at me oddly and said, "You shouldn't buy that, it looks terrible on you." Those were the clothes I came in. FML
Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, my wardrobe door jammed, and I couldn't change out into some nice clothes for my date. On the way there, my car broke down. Not wanting to be late and make a bad impression, I scuttled the rest of the way, only to find I'd been stood up. FML
Today, I bought an expensive dress because it was me and my boyfriend's one year anniversary, and he was taking me somewhere nice. When he saw me in the dress, he looked at me, laughed and said, "Seriously, what are you wearing?" FML
Today, I was at the mall with my friend. A lady came up to us and told my friend that she could be a model. Then the lady looked at me and said, "Oh... Nice shoes." FML
Today, I was feeling a little naughty, so I put on a sexy outfit, laid down on the hood of my boyfriend's car, and waited for him to find me. When he came into the garage and saw me, he freaked out and bitched at me, because I "could've dented the chassis." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML
Today, I finally bought the expensive but beautifully stylish dress I've been eyeing for ages online. Ten minutes later, I went back to check the shoes the model was wearing so I could coordinate my outfit. The dress had been reduced to half price. FML
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Serial 2
you should of told him a price, had him pay in advance, and run like hell. more money for the mall
girmonkey 0
Wow that totally sucks! Was your skirt really short. That could be an explanation....
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Comments (249)
appleboxes12 12
You should have said 3000
jmcgirl 3
That outfit makes you SOUND like a ho, not just look like one. Like if I was dressing up for a pimps & hoes party, I'd wear that!
rainbowteehee 6
Ah he must have been a really perv ugly guy. Cause that's just wrong to go around asking shit like that.
souljacker 11
I hope you told him that escort girls charge by thw hour, pros by the service(s) provided! lol
alliem199521 10
I dunno what u expected. That sounds prostitutey.
The_9th_Doctor 18
so how much?
Suaria 38
According to the internet in New Jersey which is where this woman came from, it is around 40s-60s in April which was when this was posted. Coming from California I find that cold but probably much colder in the winter in NJ. By April time over here it is 70s-80s and this clothing many people wear in California.
Red98 13
Dress however you want! You thought you looked cute, that guys obviously just a judgmental person!
TheNotoriousHGC 15
It sounds like a cute outfit! You never know; sometimes people are just crazy. It really could be nothing to do with your outfit. Either way you should wear what makes you happy and if people are gross then it's their problem. It's not your job to please everyone out there by wearing the perfect outfit which would never be agreed upon.
mikuxxhatsune 32
Its really down to what the actual outfit is in general? How short was the skirt, how hogh the heels was the tank top see through/show clevage?