Today, I got dressed in what I thought was a really adorable outfit. I had a cute pink skirt on, a white tank top and silver strappy sandal heels. On my way to the mall a car pulls over and this guy asks me how much for three hours. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked into work feeling confident in my new outfit. It wasn’t until lunchtime that a colleague pointed out the price tag hanging from my skirt. I’d been flaunting my ass's price all morning. FML
Today, I was planning on meeting my friend at the mall. She came late, and I was in the dressing room trying on a few things. When I came out to meet her, she looked at me oddly and said, "You shouldn't buy that, it looks terrible on you." Those were the clothes I came in. FML
Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, my wardrobe door jammed, and I couldn't change out into some nice clothes for my date. On the way there, my car broke down. Not wanting to be late and make a bad impression, I scuttled the rest of the way, only to find I'd been stood up. FML
Today, I bought an expensive dress because it was me and my boyfriend's one year anniversary, and he was taking me somewhere nice. When he saw me in the dress, he looked at me, laughed and said, "Seriously, what are you wearing?" FML
Today, I was at the mall with my friend. A lady came up to us and told my friend that she could be a model. Then the lady looked at me and said, "Oh... Nice shoes." FML
Today, I was feeling a little naughty, so I put on a sexy outfit, laid down on the hood of my boyfriend's car, and waited for him to find me. When he came into the garage and saw me, he freaked out and bitched at me, because I "could've dented the chassis." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML
Today, I finally bought the expensive but beautifully stylish dress I've been eyeing for ages online. Ten minutes later, I went back to check the shoes the model was wearing so I could coordinate my outfit. The dress had been reduced to half price. FML
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Serial 2
you should of told him a price, had him pay in advance, and run like hell. more money for the mall
girmonkey 0
Wow that totally sucks! Was your skirt really short. That could be an explanation....
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uberkrissy 0
#127, you really seem like you're not in the position to be giving style tips... and how are you gonna wear two tank-tops and THEN match your shoes to them? You can't get the full gist of what she's wearing from a sentence, but honey, you're doing yourself no favors. Does sound a bit cheap. I don't know, maybe I'm a bit off, but in the suburbs I take it as a compliment when I'm standing at the bus stop and a guy honks or catcalls. It's a step up from the nasty construction worker, and you could still consider it as gross, but at least you know you're hot! If the dude was hot, I'd do him. Shit! But that's just me. Just hope he's not undercover cop.
Suaria 38
I don't take it as compliments. It has only happened once because I live in the country so don't see a lot of new people. I was running on the trails near my school with classmates and these guys wolf whistled at us.
pete275 0
3 hours? I'd say at least $400
equinoxe_fml 2
What is it with these people saying "either show legs, or show arms"?! Wearing a short skirt and a long t-shirt looks beyond ridiculous. And what are you supposed to do when it's hot outside? I don't think we can comment on the outfit, it really depends on how short the skirt is, how deeply cut the tank top is, etc...
maryann_massacre 0
:O
ammali 0
#133 -- This is what I was going to say. While that IS sound fashion advice and it looks better, it gets so miserably hot in some areas that you want as little covered as you can get away with. However, a shirt skirt and a long sleeved shirt looks adorable, what are you talking about?
Person_Man 0
Pics or it didn't happen!
firecrackah 0
ahahaha #43 made my night !
meeko_fml 0
i've never heard of this "show legs or arms" thing. like, for people wearing long sleeved shirts and short skirts, it looks fine most of the time, but what are you supposed to do when the weather is hot? i reallyyyy dont find sweat stains attractive. anyways, although a pink skirt and white tank top with silver heels is not my style, i definitely dont think its slutty. FYL
secretlysappho 0
What is with all the YDIs? The OP sounds very young, and it must have been humiliating for her. Women should have the freedom to dress as they please without having their basic humanity and worth discredited. The idea that she deserves to be humiliated/treated as a piece of meat because she chose a certain outfit is appalling and exemplifies the type of misogyny that is so widespread on this website. It's akin to blaming a woman for being the victim of a rape because she wore the wrong outfit or had the indecency to be out at night. And the idea that this humiliation should be considered a compliment is just as bad. Believe it or not, a woman doesn't base her self-worth as a human being on whether some jackass deems her worthy of objectification and consumption.
ProjectD13X 0
I feel so sorry for you even though i gave me a little laugh