Today, I got dressed in what I thought was a really adorable outfit. I had a cute pink skirt on, a white tank top and silver strappy sandal heels. On my way to the mall a car pulls over and this guy asks me how much for three hours. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Five bucks
Today, I walked into work feeling confident in my new outfit. It wasn’t until lunchtime that a colleague pointed out the price tag hanging from my skirt. I’d been flaunting my ass's price all morning. FML
Late start
Today, I was planning on meeting my friend at the mall. She came late, and I was in the dressing room trying on a few things. When I came out to meet her, she looked at me oddly and said, "You shouldn't buy that, it looks terrible on you." Those were the clothes I came in. FML
Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML
Shopping spree
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, my wardrobe door jammed, and I couldn't change out into some nice clothes for my date. On the way there, my car broke down. Not wanting to be late and make a bad impression, I scuttled the rest of the way, only to find I'd been stood up. FML
Today, I bought an expensive dress because it was me and my boyfriend's one year anniversary, and he was taking me somewhere nice. When he saw me in the dress, he looked at me, laughed and said, "Seriously, what are you wearing?" FML
Today, I was at the mall with my friend. A lady came up to us and told my friend that she could be a model. Then the lady looked at me and said, "Oh... Nice shoes." FML
Saucy
Today, I was feeling a little naughty, so I put on a sexy outfit, laid down on the hood of my boyfriend's car, and waited for him to find me. When he came into the garage and saw me, he freaked out and bitched at me, because I "could've dented the chassis." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML
Too late
Today, I finally bought the expensive but beautifully stylish dress I've been eyeing for ages online. Ten minutes later, I went back to check the shoes the model was wearing so I could coordinate my outfit. The dress had been reduced to half price. FML
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Serial 2
you should of told him a price, had him pay in advance, and run like hell. more money for the mall
girmonkey 0
Wow that totally sucks! Was your skirt really short. That could be an explanation....
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Hidekils 0
You probably looked very attractive but the sound prostitute like
itsgen 16
eww i hate HOES and gurls who have to show off and for what? for a creepy old man with a crusty dick or worse, so you could get kidnapped congratulations ur seriously gonna get ur self in to shit
Vanity7Sins 0
Silver strappy heels? Sounds like hooker wear to me. Learn how to appreciate yourself for who you are not the ***** that you are (no judgement... you sound young. Learn where that stuff belongs - AT A NIGHTCLUB OR IN THE BEDROOM)
silly_kate 0
well, let's face it, if you're gonna wear shit like that you have to accept that perverts are gonna think you're a *****!
CassandraBear93 0
YDI for dressing like a *****, next time, try not to look like you're asking for it
itsgen 16
hahahaha *****
willisnum2 0
hmm did u actually end up going shopping i wouldve just gone home...with my new friend lol jkjk
handarbeit 0
So many points to make, so little time... Firstly, what on earth are all the comments about not showing arms and legs at the same time about?! One person went as far to say it was a fashion no-no...one thing that is clear about the vast majority of people that have commented on here (and sadly, the '*****' in question) is that they have absolutely no clue about fashion!! What if I were to walk down the street in a shift dress and heeled courts...? For those that don't know, a shift dress is a dress of various length, most likely to hit the knee or be a mini, with no sleeves, but that has a very very high (normally) rounded neckline. Would I be mistaken for a ***** then? I find the people of the 'arms and legs' comments truly bewildering. It's 'legs or cleavage'. That is the rule. Legs or arms?! Either you are not westernised, see sexuality in the flash of an ankle and thus 4 whole limbs is just outrageously promiscuous, are some sort of Evangelical American (not meaning to generalise, but they do not exist in maaaass numbers in many other countries, Brazil being the only exception I can think of) that feels that by showing off 4 WHOLE LIMBS you are disrespecting yourself and thus God, or, most likely, you're just idiots. The outfit sounds tragic, but not because she looks like a hooker. It sounds like exactly the kind of thing you do growing up when you're trying to find your style. I've been wearing heels since I was twelve, and always went shopping in them. It's rather normal if you live in western society. The problem isn't wearing heels to the 'mall', it is how the outfit is put together. It sounds awful, but again, completely natural experimental fashion. We don't know how old the girl is. She could be a young teenager trying new looks, or an older woman who, for some reason or another, has never been interested in fashion before and is trying new looks. She could have been a tomboy, lost a lot of weight and now can try new styles, suddenly had more money to buy clothes...there are many possibilities. The only thing that could be slagged off is her style, and not that she was exposing too much flesh! Coincidentally, what is it about American fashion? Either they all dress very well (The OC, Gossip Girl), or simply terribly, mysteriously including a lot of spandex, ill-fitting jeans, and combat trousers. Hopefully the arrival of Topshop will rectify this situation.
AtrumMessor 1
Are you serious? What you just described SOUNDS like a hooker outfit. Duh, YTDI.
doorbellgirl 0
I think the outfit sounds cute I love strappy sandles if your skirt was really short that would be why you look like a prostitute