Today, I bought an expensive dress because it was me and my boyfriend's one year anniversary, and he was taking me somewhere nice. When he saw me in the dress, he looked at me, laughed and said, "Seriously, what are you wearing?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML
Today, I bought my fiancée a dress for her birthday. She accused me of saying she was fat, because I bought it in medium rather than small. After trying on the dress, she's now not only mad at me for buying it, but also because the dress fits perfectly. FML
Today, after months of dieting, I finally reached my goal weight. Excitedly I told my boyfriend, who gave me a beautiful dress as an early Christmas present. It was a size too small. FML
Today, I posted a pic of my prom dress on facebook. The dress looked amazing on me and it just felt so right. So I spent every single dollar I had and some borrowed to buy the dress. When I logged on later that night, the first comment asked "Is this a joke?" FML
Today, I was getting ready for a night out with the girls, and without any hint of trickery, just wanting an honest answer, I asked my boyfriend how I looked in the dress I chose. He immediately dropped to his knees, yelled, "NOOOOOOOOO!" and calmly left the room. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
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afallingstar 22
just how ugly was this dress? sometimes $$$$$ does not mean quality.
boatkicker 5
So it was an expensive ugly dress? Did you really think the price tag made it better? Most people will recognize ugly for being ugly, and a cute dress for being cute. Few people will recognize expensive for being expensive.
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Comments (107)
iamchuck 0
Just because something costs a lot doesn't mean it looks nice.
nosajb23_fml 0
ydi for having bad grammar. Now get back in the kitchen.
littlemissdqgirl 8
I agree with 5 and 7. Some of my best looking outfits were really cheep. you don't have to spend a lot to look good.
NzxtZ06 0
in soviet Russia, ugly dress wear you.
Jennifra 0
Awe I feel bad, I know how it is to try and look really nice and special, men just don't always understand that. Doesn't matter what she spent I think the point is she tried to make it special and he ruined it. FYL OP
zakkyzebra 11
#20 she deserves it. if the guy really likes her she doesn't have to try and impress him
ajohnson2318 0
dumb girl...
TokioxxHotel 0
why don't you wear a cute skirt and a nice top? or a jc penny's dress. they've got cute dresses.
GoPlayInTraffic 2
Agree with 20 and in response to 21, she may not neccesarily just be trying to impress him. It was a special night and dressing up for it meant a lot to her. And the other thing is, not every couple will do things the same. There's probably couples on there that were watching tv or doing laundry on their anniversary, and perhaps are fine with that. And response to several others, maybe it was a $20 dress and her boyfriend showed up in cutoffs and a muscle shirt. Just sayin.
amritsidhu6 0
yeup:)
romskiies 0
no tokkio jcp is the devil
cobalt_guy 0
I'm with him on this one...
Mordecai89 0
op idiot and #33 lmfao hahahahahhaha only word to describe your picture is "gay!"
TokioxxHotel 0
38- besides their bikinis and dresses, I conur. hot topic all the way for me. 60- liek roflolmao. ur liek soooooooo funnay! omg I liek can't believe it! lol. ^I was kidding with that. I'm not a lesbian. I'm straight. cool snakebites though. getting the other side of my lip done soon.
Dustyboi 0
What an extremely reasonable comment. :P I agree though, Jc Penny dresses are cute. (:
Theblue_fml 0
time to be a grammah Nazi!!!! :) It's "my boyfriend and I" not "me and my boyfriend" lol it's fun bein a grammah Nazi :)
Celesta 11
YDI for trying to be Lady Gaga.
FMLjudge007 0
obviously it wasn't a nice dress
Anaxes 5
Don't waste money on one occasion dresses. Most men don't care.
rauj13 0
"Me and 'other person'" is generally accepted as correct. Language evolves. The same can be said of "split infinitives" and ending a sentence with a preposition. The rules change.
Theblue_fml 0
well Nazi's rules don't change
luiqidgator 0
lolol raywilliamjonson?
StrawberryBex 0
I think if he's going to be that way, he should take you out and buy you an outfit he thinks u look great in. next time he gets naked infront of you, just burst out laughing.
StrawberryBex 0
60-cool shirt!
TaylorTotsYumm 10
FYL for having a bad fashion sense ;P
FreshSalad 1
2 is that a Seattle Mariners hat you're wearing?
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Yup yup yup. (:
FreshSalad 1
Nice! Love me some mariners even know they suck this year and Griffey retired cry cry
FreshSalad 1
You know you want it 51
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Griffey is my favorite player everrr. Shame he's retiring :(
FreshSalad 1
Yeah, the only game I went to in the Kingdome he hit a homerun! It was awesome! My favorite player ever for the mariners was John Olerud
MaxSnacks 0
Oo remember when he got hit in the head? xP
sexysue 0
change clothes
stokebasing 0
#3 lmao. I love your photo!
rockyraccoon28 8
haha. YDI for buying a new dress. should have just worn one you know he likes.
nightELFassasin6 0
agreed I don't get why girls never wear the same dress twice it makes me mad if u have a nice dress there's nothing wrong with wearing it more than once and saving the money for something important
amiemariej 0
maybe she didn't have any dresses noc enough for the place, maybe she hasn't bought a new one in years?
nightELFassasin6 0
maybe ur a fag maybe she has plenty maybe she dosent need 50 maybe u should go **** yourself
buttshapedfruit 0
lol wat were u wearin? xD
BeyondDespair 0
Lol.
ZombieDios 1
At least he was honest?
iicapt 0
That's a corgi.
margo898 0
thats gotta suck dont listen to him
afallingstar 22
just how ugly was this dress? sometimes $$$$$ does not mean quality.
jusdef 0
tell him to pick it out himself next time, cause if he bitches again your gonna kick him the nuts!!