Betchsadface
United States
Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Malaysia
Harmless, huh?
Today, my family and I went to a beach where you could swim with dolphins. I was a little scared to swim with them so the trainers had a five minute chat to me about how they were harmless creatures. Once I got in, the dolphin attacked me and bit me. FML
mugged
United States
Mystery
Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML
Username
United States
Today, my family went to Seaworld. When we got there, my dad sarcastically told me not to get lost, because I might get mistaken for Shamu. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. FML
LennyComa
Today, I was punched in the balls by a monkey. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was ambushed by a very angry beaver. FML
youknowwhatitis
Australia
Today, I learned how to wolf-whistle properly, and then learned what it feels like to be slapped on the head. FML
Brie
United States
Freakout
Today, against my wishes, my family and I went swimming with sharks. While in the shark cage, a shark got within a few feet of us. My cowardly bowels objected and caused me to shit myself. FML
furball
Today, I was at Sea World and was about to take a picture of the big walrus. I noticed my phone was still set to use the front camera, and I muttered "Oops, selfie mode." A guy next to me turned, looked at me, and said "Not like there's a difference for you." FML
violated ._.
United States
Today, I did something I'd always wanted to do: I went swimming with dolphins. It was really fun, until I went to kiss the dolphin, and she slipped her tongue half into my mouth. FML
Top comments
Dezi_Chan 0
Deserved it. You probably threw a peanut at it, or even worse... MADE THE DUCKFACE! :OO
Jimboom 12
I AM THE WALRUS!!!! coo coo ca choo :-P
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Comments (220)
sharmen 0
Added to my favorites.
pvthill 0
number 4 and the orange haired chic are fussing again page 3 anxiety bytch fml
FFML_314 12
And?
pvthill 0
jus updating fml we are going to take bets to see who wins I got the and girl
priscilla_28 5
Thanks for the... Update! haha If I had to bet, which I am not... it would be on Anna. You got a way with words girl :) haha
pvthill 0
and orange haired girl comes bak with a strong comment fmb
DevilWearsPrado 0
lmao what an badass!!
priscilla_28 5
this FML page is effin up on me :|
FFML_314 12
You're pretty bored aren't you? That's to the other guy, not you Priscilla. Thank you btw.
priscilla_28 5
I am very bored though. Well you are very welcome :)
pvthill 0
very bored my I phone will die eventually
pvthill 0
hey I voted 4 u too lol u r the and girl
FFML_314 12
No comment.
MightyWalrus 0
FYL, now i regret choosing this nickname
priscilla_28 5
Mighty Indeed! :)
RezaDupontDC 0
yeah, you need to be slapped for that--we'll all slap ya.
smurf1 0
hahahhahahaha!!!! PWND!!!!