Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was ambushed by a very angry beaver. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
mugged
United States
Mystery
Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML
Cherry
Red or grey?
Today, I tried to take a selfie with a squirrel and it bit me. FML
LennyComa
Today, I was punched in the balls by a monkey. FML
Anonymous
United States
I hate hiking now
Today, I was trying to take a cute selfie on a hiking trip. As I leaned against a boulder to get the perfect shot, a squirrel jumped out of nowhere and attacked me, probably thinking I was after its food. I dropped my phone into a creek, and my friends took a picture of me freaking out instead. FML
Beaten by deer
United States
Nature ain't all that great
Today, an adorable deer got into the yard, so I went to pet it. It jumped on its back legs and started flailing its front legs around, kicking the crap out of me until I curled into a ball crying. I'm so bruised, I can barely sit down. FML
Anonymous
Steele, United States
Bee Movie 2: Electric Boogaloo
Today, my "friends" who know very well that I am terrified of bees forced me to face my fears, despite my protesting. As my "friends" watched and laughed while I tried to keep calm, a wasp showed up and scared me half to death, thereby angering the other bees. My face looked like a giant raspberry after the fact. FML
Wet Britches
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Portland, United States
Oh dear…
Today, on my rush to get home from work to use the bathroom, I hit a deer. It startled me so badly that I wet myself. FML
skunked
San Francisco, United States
Today, I was visiting my childhood home, and I checked out my old treehouse. A family of skunks had made it their home, and I was promptly sprayed upon entering. FML
Betchsadface
United States
Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML
Paula
Canada
The chase
Today, I went for a "relaxing" walk on a local trail. I got chased by an angry goose halfway back to my car. Apparently, it didn’t appreciate my "peaceful" attempt to take a selfie with it. FML
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awzmness 0
what the ****?
higz 0
Norbert or Daggett?
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Comments (201)
awzmness 0
what the ****?
lizzilla8297 2
haha third!
kill3rs 0
ouch FYL
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Was it's name Justin Beaver?
GaryBusey1121 0
was it shaven? I hope so, I hate stubble on beavers
pinkpillowz 0
haha thattook me by surprise! I lol (literally) and then everyone looked at me...
cole86 0
******* cheetah!
MrSassypants 34
23 I always thought in my mind the worst nightmare that nickelodean ( nickelodean looks mispelled :/ )would team up with Justin Beiber and make a show called Justin Beaver.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Sean, I am disappoint. :[ Mrsassy, I prefer to think in my spleen.
GaryBusey1121 0
mr sassy pants or mrs assy pants? just wondering
starberries 0
Nickelodeon. Just start typing it into Google for god's sake.
nevaless 3
today i was attacked by a very angry catdog. today i was attacked by a very angry rugrat. today i was attacked by a very angry wild thornberry.
Twigggy 0
use soap more often, maybe then it won't ambush you everytime you open your legs
Selena_is_back 7
I saw a beaver movie last night, it was the best dam movie I've ever seen.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
was the beavers name daggett or norbert beaver by any chance
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
I sorry Jane, why you disappoint?
daniella4680 0
haha 23 win and that may be the best unintentional grammar Nazi example ever
GaryBusey1121 0
Happy Diwali to all of my Indian friends
natvv 0
Angry Beavers, anyone ?? Ahh, the joys of being a 90s kid
zakkyzebra 11
ok I'm not the only one :P
ThaRedCow 0
you dont want to know
ThePaperDragon 31
disappointed*
Annihilator 0
Buahahahaha, that's classic!
fakeaccountX 6
Your FML reminds me how much I miss the old Nickelodeon.
dharmistha 0
cheers brother from another mother
kemolegend907 0
don't you mean Justin beaver? if so YDI for calling him a fag with no balls all the time...wait that's me...
K410 18
Welcome to Canada eh!
541MedfazWcM 0
lol tgats funny
541MedfazWcM 0
tgats=thats autocorrect fail!!
Alphreak 0
if it autocorrects to "tgats" then you mustve spelled it that way a lot.
zakkyzebra 11
auto correct fail as in failure to auto correct >.>
missybopoo 1
#7: You should really fix your further details about yourself. If you are about a month older than me, then you should be 16 now. Like me.
summerguy97 16
Am I the only one that thought about the cartoon?
thisawkwardchick 15
#173 you may wanna fact check that.
mordhorst95 0
lol
whoisthisgirl 4
lol... tell her to shave lol jk!!
cporter125 0
Internet high five
thymother2828 2
fake
rawrineedcandy 0
Never make a beaver angry you have learned a lesson ur welcome!!
destinycalls 0
cool name
goldiefox 0
And where were you that an anger beaver ambushed you?
LosAngelesSon 8
That was the first thing that came to my mind.
goldiefox 0
He was probably hiding in the woods from his parents, masturbating. He was making so much noise that he woke up a beaver who attacked his balls!
goldiefox 0
Actually I think it's a girl....which makes my hypothesis lame.....
FaceMelterx2530 4
Good, good, she's learning...
rasellersjr 0
Ambushed in a brothel?
MiniWillMartin 0
lol
goldiefox 0
hahaha me learning? it probably was a brothel!
mola_mola 3
the population of beavers in Britain isn't exceptional I would also like to know where this was
CitrusGirl 0
I think it takes more than one for it to be an ambush?
karmaslave 5
No.
doofinsmurf 0
Justin BEAVER found out his fans don't like him so much. That sucks, F your life bud.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Mind out of the gutter... mind out of the gutter...
DocBastard 40
Why Steff? That's no fun!
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
It came out of the bushes hoping to gnaw on some nice stiff wood, but op didn't have any to offer, so op got pussy-whipped by the angry beaver!
ladybuuggy 0
that's why you're not supposed to get that close to them..? the wild is called WILD for a reason!
ChesCanadaEh 0
Are you using wild as an acronym???