Betchsadface
United States
Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Malaysia
Harmless, huh?
Today, my family and I went to a beach where you could swim with dolphins. I was a little scared to swim with them so the trainers had a five minute chat to me about how they were harmless creatures. Once I got in, the dolphin attacked me and bit me. FML
mugged
United States
Mystery
Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML
Username
United States
Today, my family went to Seaworld. When we got there, my dad sarcastically told me not to get lost, because I might get mistaken for Shamu. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. FML
LennyComa
Today, I was punched in the balls by a monkey. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was ambushed by a very angry beaver. FML
youknowwhatitis
Australia
Today, I learned how to wolf-whistle properly, and then learned what it feels like to be slapped on the head. FML
Brie
United States
Freakout
Today, against my wishes, my family and I went swimming with sharks. While in the shark cage, a shark got within a few feet of us. My cowardly bowels objected and caused me to shit myself. FML
furball
Today, I was at Sea World and was about to take a picture of the big walrus. I noticed my phone was still set to use the front camera, and I muttered "Oops, selfie mode." A guy next to me turned, looked at me, and said "Not like there's a difference for you." FML
violated ._.
United States
Today, I did something I'd always wanted to do: I went swimming with dolphins. It was really fun, until I went to kiss the dolphin, and she slipped her tongue half into my mouth. FML
Top comments
Dezi_Chan 0
Deserved it. You probably threw a peanut at it, or even worse... MADE THE DUCKFACE! :OO
Jimboom 12
I AM THE WALRUS!!!! coo coo ca choo :-P
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Comments (220)
uclabruinblue100 0
that's awesome!!!
2010_18 0
who cares?
xxooxx_fml 0
Ouch. bahaa..
Yung23 0
lmfao
davidle1 0
I am saying ydi for being that dam close to a walrus be lucky he did not rip into you with his big sharp teeth. people really need to stay away from wild animals.
Madame_Javert 4
It wasn't wild, this happened at a Sea Life Park.
ThatLooksSticky 16
I'm desperate for more details! I'm imagining a walrus on the lose, sneaking up behind some tourist, tapping him on the shoulder, the slapping the crap outta him! "It's rude to talk on your cell phone when I'm on stage!"
YourMiserableBoy 0
haha I saw this!
ENLT 6
that's just Awesome!! Walrus win!
TechnicolorEyes5 0
That is AMAZING
thescyphozoa 6
LOLRUS!