Today, a friend of mine has stopped brushing his teeth, because, "animals don’t brush their teeth either." You know what else animals don’t do? Smoke a pack of Marlboros a day. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a long conversation with my fiancé about how smoking menthol cigarettes is not a substitute for brushing your teeth. He still isn't convinced. FML
Today, I went to the dentist and she told me, "If you don't stop smoking, yellow teeth aren't the only thing you'll have to worry about." I don't even smoke. FML
Today, I went to the dentist. After drilling my teeth for what seemed like hours, he gave me a long speech about how if I continue to smoke, the yellowing of my teeth won't be the only problem. I don't smoke. I never have. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why chewing "shit-tons of gum" is not an actual alternative to brushing his teeth. FML
Today, my coworker told me I should stop smoking cigarettes because it makes my breath "smell like shit" and makes my teeth look as yellow as corn. I've never smoked a cigarette in my life. FML
Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML
Today, I realized that my dog, who's 11, eats his own shit, and chews bones like crazy still has 10 times nicer teeth than I do. FML
Today, I found out my roommate had mistaken my toothbrush for his dog's. So for the last month he's been using my toothbrush on his dog. The dog's favorite meal? Fresh cat poop. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend thinks brushing his teeth is unnecessary, because, "the world is going to end because of climate change anyway." FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he stopped brushing his teeth two days after we started dating. Tomorrow is our 2 year anniversary. FML
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Brightside86 31
One of the top regrets older adults have is not taking better care of their dentle hygiene. Hopefully your friend figures this out before they do some real damage.
Lydmyers 9
that is so gross! all of his teeth are going to fall out of his head.
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Comments (4)
Brightside86 31
One of the top regrets older adults have is not taking better care of their dentle hygiene. Hopefully your friend figures this out before they do some real damage.
Lydmyers 9
that is so gross! all of his teeth are going to fall out of his head.
rainbowdonnareed 18
You need a smarter friend than this person. Wear a mask and spray it with your favorite bodyspray
Advance 57
Some do brush their teeth. Others have ever-growing teeth. Some have always new teeth. And the rest starve to death when they lose their teeth if we humans don't feed them soft foods.