Today, I got back home and my hamster was dead. I left notes two weeks ago everywhere to remind my parents to feed it while I was overseas. Apparently, my parents even didn't realize I was gone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom wanted to surprise me by buying me a hamster. When I got into her car, I was actually surprised and even said, "Hi" to the hamster. When we got home, the hamster was dead. FML
Today, my hamster died. It climbed out of its cage and jumped off my dresser. Looking for condolences, I told my mom who replied, "If I lived in your room, I would have done it earlier." FML
Today, I found the family's pet hamster under my mattress, he's been missing for six months. FML
Today, I came home after having traveled abroad for the last two months. Before I left, I'd asked my dad to take care of my fish, and he promised they'd be safe with him. I found them all decomposing. FML
Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
Today, I put my hamster in his ball, and spent about an hour cleaning his cage. When I came back, I realized he wasn't even alive. FML
Today, I found a decomposing hamster deep in my closet. My daughter had hidden "Peach" after accidentally killing it and said it had ran away a month ago. And I'd believed her. FML
Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML
Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML
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Heartbreakher 0
Parents these days It seems like a lot of them are already forgetting there own kids, fyl.
zomgkatie 0
fy hamsters life :(
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love_isnt_enough 15
dump old hamster poop on their beds . maybe they'll notice you now z
xRezSynn 15
R.I.P hamster....:(
fauxpop 3
Kinda reminds me of that one episode of Fairly Odd Parents where Timmy's parents forget to feed his hamster while he was at camp. They lied and said that the hamster ran away. :P at least your parents didn't tell you that!
carrs2154 9
This makes no sense. Did you not tell your parents that you were leaving? How could they not notice you were gone?