Today, I got back home and my hamster was dead. I left notes two weeks ago everywhere to remind my parents to feed it while I was overseas. Apparently, my parents even didn't realize I was gone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom wanted to surprise me by buying me a hamster. When I got into her car, I was actually surprised and even said, "Hi" to the hamster. When we got home, the hamster was dead. FML
Today, my hamster died. It climbed out of its cage and jumped off my dresser. Looking for condolences, I told my mom who replied, "If I lived in your room, I would have done it earlier." FML
Today, I found the family's pet hamster under my mattress, he's been missing for six months. FML
Today, I came home after having traveled abroad for the last two months. Before I left, I'd asked my dad to take care of my fish, and he promised they'd be safe with him. I found them all decomposing. FML
Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
Today, I put my hamster in his ball, and spent about an hour cleaning his cage. When I came back, I realized he wasn't even alive. FML
Today, I found a decomposing hamster deep in my closet. My daughter had hidden "Peach" after accidentally killing it and said it had ran away a month ago. And I'd believed her. FML
Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML
Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML
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Heartbreakher 0
Parents these days It seems like a lot of them are already forgetting there own kids, fyl.
zomgkatie 0
fy hamsters life :(
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Comments (103)
the_undertow 0
you suck for killing what is likely the only thing that ever gave a shit about you.
chorusofangels 0
how many other people living in the house?
LuckyYes77 0
*didn't even
lovingSnoW92 0
HAHAHAHAHHA, i'm the OP. 1st, if u left food for the hamster, still, it wont survive for 2 weeks on that. 2nd, overseas calls are expensive and i dont have internet connection there. 3rd, i really have been on a 2 weeks trip. i really did have a hamster. 4th, the only reason my parents forgot, well, because they forgot. it's just a epic FML, dont get overly excited about it. you people are such troll-like that u remind me of 4chan. HAHAHA, i cant believe how many people posted on here. and for those who dont believe i'm the OP, fyl.
Stalker191 0
Today, my master left me for two whole weeks and all I had to eat during that time was just some paper with scribbles on it sitting next to the cage.
Cigar 11
I'm sorry about your hamster.. Find out if there are any friends willing to pet-sit for you in the future.
biwinning88 1
couldn't have said it better myself number 9... what the hell is the point of owning one? its not like they give you love and attention like dogs or cats, they just run in a f-ing wheel
XxVENMxSNAIKxX 0
poor poor hamster tell ur parents that they are assholes who need to realize that their kid is gone or to know where their kid is
Amandabobmaxwell 4
Maybe your parents were just enjoying having their grown ass kid out of the house... Hmm. I assume your an adult since you couldnt be overseas without permission from them if you were a child. Herein they would obviously know.
postoasties 0
How could you be overseas for two weeks?