Today, I got back home and my hamster was dead. I left notes two weeks ago everywhere to remind my parents to feed it while I was overseas. Apparently, my parents even didn't realize I was gone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom wanted to surprise me by buying me a hamster. When I got into her car, I was actually surprised and even said, "Hi" to the hamster. When we got home, the hamster was dead. FML
Today, my hamster died. It climbed out of its cage and jumped off my dresser. Looking for condolences, I told my mom who replied, "If I lived in your room, I would have done it earlier." FML
Today, I found the family's pet hamster under my mattress, he's been missing for six months. FML
Today, I came home after having traveled abroad for the last two months. Before I left, I'd asked my dad to take care of my fish, and he promised they'd be safe with him. I found them all decomposing. FML
Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
Today, I put my hamster in his ball, and spent about an hour cleaning his cage. When I came back, I realized he wasn't even alive. FML
Today, I found a decomposing hamster deep in my closet. My daughter had hidden "Peach" after accidentally killing it and said it had ran away a month ago. And I'd believed her. FML
Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML
Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML
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Heartbreakher 0
Parents these days It seems like a lot of them are already forgetting there own kids, fyl.
zomgkatie 0
fy hamsters life :(
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Comments (103)
RicardoOno 2
and then after kill your hamster by starvation u wrote a funny at FML.
JLDork 11
Why would someone need to be reminded to feed a hamster? I mean, really, if the owner is gone for two weeks, do they think the hamster will just shut off while the OP is away? Find of F**ked.
atphillips23 0
dude wtf
applesmoothiee 2
poor hamster. Dying of starvation :'(
HIJKay 0
She said she left notes to REMIND her parents. Not asking them. Which implies she did ask them face to face.
hailphire130 0
wow fyl. I have a hamster too. i would be so pissed if my parets forgot to feed her
missy22_fml 0
In medieval Europe, the poeple would sew hamsters into interior pockets of their coats to stay warm...then took them out after they died.
missy22_fml 0
My question is, why couldn't you just pick up a phone; "hi ma, hi pa. have you fed fluffy today?" makes sense to me
maggie160 0
aww! it's ok parents sometimes do that!! they still love u though
MrTeabag420 0
shut the **** up snickerfaggot, you are the most retarded person ever. if you had a pet and you had to go somewhere, you would ask someone to take care of it so stop being a bitch.