Thay
United States
Today, I logged onto Tinder to see if I had any messages. I had one: "Get off Tinder." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Burzaco, Argentina
The death of romance
Today, I was swiping on Tinder when the app told me there was one else left to meet. I haven't had any matches. FML
anon
London, United Kingdom
Today, a notification from Tinder popped up on my girlfriend's phone, saying, "Congratulations, you have a new match." FML
Singleforever
West Hartford, United States
Today, I finally matched with someone on Tinder after using it for a month. I sent a message and they unmatched. FML
*SuperCringe*
Today, I was matched with my boss on Tinder. FML
Bill
Suspicious minds
Today, my girlfriend confronted me about having an active Tinder profile. When she showed it to me, it was someone pretending to be me. But that now begs the question: Why is she on Tinder? FML
Confusedfiance
Today, my ex messaged me out of the blue saying she found my fiancée's Tinder profile. I told her there was no way it was true. It actually was. FML
Joboi23
Today, I matched with a woman on Tinder with whom I'd already talked on another dating app. The conversation had died out pretty quickly, so I was surprised she gave me a second chance. Her first message was to tell me how boring I was on the other app. FML
Shamu
Bad start
Today, after 4 years of being single, I decided to go back to the dating scene. I downloaded Tinder. My matches run for the hills as soon as I show them a full body pic of myself. One guy even told me to delete the app from my phone, because if “guys wanted to go whaling, they’d go out to sea.” FML
Anonymous
Norway
Dating apps are hopeless
Today, after seeing that my Tinder profile has been stagnant for a VERY long time, I became desperate enough to purchase a 100x boost. The result? One of the girls unmatched me. Not that it matters. All my matches have yet to answer back. FML
tenniemo
Today, like for the last year, I’ve been on Tinder. I was having a great conversation with a man and we were planning a date for next week when he asked for my number. When I politely responded that I’d rather wait to exchange numbers after meeting in person, he blocked me. FML
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lovebooks07 15
'Get off Tinder' 'Why' 'It's full of people that want to steal your innocence' 'Mom, I'm 33'
cakefete2 31
On the bright side, you now have a published FML.
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cakefete2 31
On the bright side, you now have a published FML.
Dilexar 26
very good point though
caroline43872 24
One more thing to add to the bio
lovebooks07 15
'Get off Tinder' 'Why' 'It's full of people that want to steal your innocence' 'Mom, I'm 33'
blairiofosterio1 10
Isn't the point of Tinder to 'get off'?
Cipher_585 18
Maybe it just wasn't meant to be
squizzlebee 19
Don't take to heart OP, the majority of users on Tinder are looking to hook up and therefore have pretty shallow preferences. The fact it's designed for you to judge people based on a couple of pictures and a tiny description shows how trivial it really is. Your worth is not based on the opinions of a handful of strangers, so keep on being you and one day someone will discover how awesome you are!
SecondBee 12
While I don't disagree with anything you've said, reflect that it's possible that OP said something someone considered objectionable and that's why they told them to get off Tinder. It isn't up to the speaker how their words are interpreted and more people should be aware of that.
Royness 8
Maybe they just have poor grammar and just wanted to let you know that they got off to your Tinder picture. ;)
danm_1 28
Well that's rather harsh...
RichardPencil 32
Maybe they thought you were too good for Tinder and needed to meet people the old-fashioned. low-tech way -- going to bars and strapping on beer goggles. Yeah, let's go with that.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Tinder has obviously become self-aware and is trying to hit on you in its still limited vocabulary. Rest assured that if you are the first person to get a mobile application off, a place in the record books is guaranteed.
brenton490 19
Ya op get off tinder you make all the crappy people look worse then they already are.