Today, a notification from Tinder popped up on my girlfriend's phone, saying, "Congratulations, you have a new match." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I logged onto Tinder to see if I had any messages. I had one: "Get off Tinder." FML
Today, I was swiping on Tinder when the app told me there was one else left to meet. I haven't had any matches. FML
Today, my ex messaged me out of the blue saying she found my fiancée's Tinder profile. I told her there was no way it was true. It actually was. FML
Today, I was matched with my boss on Tinder. FML
Today, I convinced my roommate, who’s been single for a while, to get back in the dating game. He downloaded Tinder. His first match was my girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend confronted me about having an active Tinder profile. When she showed it to me, it was someone pretending to be me. But that now begs the question: Why is she on Tinder? FML
Today, at 3am, my boyfriend's phone notifications kept going off. I attempted to wake him up, but he didn't budge. When I went to silence it, I saw his Ashley Madison notification, followed by Tinder, Zoosk, and Plenty of Fish. We've been monogamous over a year... or so I thought. FML
Today, my girlfriend was swiping on Tinder and came across my active profile before confronting me. I'm not sure who's more in the wrong. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave herself a graduation gift: a new boyfriend. FML
Today, I got an email notification from Yahoo! Personals: "Hi, we've found 0 new matches for you". FML
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Top comments
GoGiants28 13
Make a tinder and try to match with her. Sounds like a good way to screw with her
ForwardUn2Dawn 18
sounds like your relationship is going up like...tinder...
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amberdea404 28
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That doesn't necessarily mean that she's cheating. Maybe just looking, you could be making her unhappy.
itscomplicated15 6
Oh yeah, because "looking" is not cheating.. Right.........
mds9986 24
Look but don't touch.
Suaria 38
If you are looking for someone else that is cheating but if you are looking at someone because you think they are good looking doesn't mean you are cheating.
zarrganaut 17
If she's unhappy, then she needs to open up to op. Or she can just end things. If you're in a relationship, you should not be going on dating sites or apps. Whatsoever.
DoomedGemini 38
I feel like it's a comfort thing. My girlfriend and I can point out people we find attractive and talk over it, however I think a lot of couples can't. And that's fine, you need to talk over comfort levels. Going on dating sites, especially without your partner knowing? That's too far. And as someone pointed out, if you are on a dating site when you don't want to date you are wasting the people who are on there's time
ACCOUNTKILLER 18
yeh but of all the places on the internet to look, you look at sites of people who are available/good to go?
pradip 26
Congratulations
higgysaurus 18
I get the joke, bu it just isn't funny.
ForwardUn2Dawn 18
sounds like your relationship is going up like...tinder...
thejonac 21
*going down
ForwardUn2Dawn 18
*up in flames. That was the direction I was trying to go...
Kielnmsoftly 26
But it's going down and he's yelling (why did you use) tinder? You better move...I don't wanna dance....okay I'm done and you can downrate. ?
ekalfhsa 2
Tinder is the name for the flammable material you use to start a fire. I see what #3 was doing, it's just a shame nobody remembers that tinder was a thing before the app.
dabaerju 23
#66, I believe you're mixing tinder with timber..
interesting33 37
*Puts on shades*
ForwardUn2Dawn 18
#90 Thank you, and yes it is sad.
blaherman 12
tinder is what you use to start a fire
GoGiants28 13
Make a tinder and try to match with her. Sounds like a good way to screw with her
a3gab 17
Hhhhh I actually used that move it well drive her crazy
interesting33 37
That would be funny, though I would be concerned that there is no way for you to show that she is the bad guy then, mabe you could screenshot proof of her notifications and then make an account so you have proof you only got one after you found out?
Marmarfarfar 25
She could be just looking for friends
Cortezthe1st 23
I feel like Tinder isn't the best place to be looking for friends.
smallandroid 26
i actually know a weird amount of people who use tinder to find friends... they don't get much success so I'm not sure why they bother but... quite a few do use it for that legitimately.
ninety 25
You actually believe them when they tell you that?
MrSassypants 34
Using tinder to make friends is like using grindr to meet ladies.
Mauskau 36
I've actually made some good friends from my days of using tinder, however I wasn't on there to find friends.
sincerely_eros 6
LOL
ScenePanda45 13
not saying she is cheating or anything but bro. that sucks major ass. FYL op, sorry about that!
ad1836 19
Dump her
KelseyDaBoyz 21
I would probably end things
thejonac 21
without asking for an explanation? what would OP say, 'i wanna break up with you bc i found out you have a dating app even though i don't even know why you have it'?
Doctor_W_H_O 18
If it's innocent why didn't she tell op? Instead she never told him and he had to find out for himself so I say it's not as innocent as looking for friends
whassallt26 13
Confront her and see what she has to say
laura_egal 11
That's probably the best thing to do.
Opheliae 22
To be fair, when I was in a relationship I had Tinder because my friends and I found it amusing to swipe through and see the guys on there. So I wouldn't jump to conclusions.
abdel959 5
how is that fair? that means u were just whoring around in a relationship, like her
spidaman 14
I wouldn't say whoring around, but it's never good to know that your partner is looking at, rating and talking to other people they find attractive. whether it's for ***** and giggles or not, why do they need to give their time to so many other people, when their partner may want it?
Opheliae 22
I wouldn't message any of the guys. My friend and I (during a "girls night") would just have fun swiping and gossiping and whatever. We as human beings judge everyone we see based on their attractiveness, even when we're in committed relationships–anyone who says otherwise is a liar.
9a_1z 12
I think it's a bit mean to go on a dating site with no intention of dating anyone, you're just wasting everyone's time!
SystemofaBlink41 27
Agreed. Whenever people say that they have Tinder just for that, all I can think of is 'ego-stroke'.
scarlett3diaz 24
Right because cute guys messaging you doesn't tempt you to answer. Right
bandaidstations 28
I don't know 38, Farmers Only is pretty damn amusing!
lightbane 4
i think its prtety mean to judge others based off a photo. i know people who take it to heart. iy can destoy confidence. we all know your the type who thinks your better than the rest of the world. personality is the thing that counts. sorry #12 your a verry shallow person. i feel sorry for you future husbands.....
itscomplicated15 6
I'm not surprised that you are not in a relationship anymore.
Opheliae 22
I don't need to explain myself to anyone, but all I'm going to say is a lot of you are playing the part of the pot calling the kettle black...
itscomplicated15 6
Oh you ABSOLUTELY dont have to explain yourself. But being in a relationship and using an app that is known for being used to hook up with people is not cool if it's not something you discussed about with your SO. So, given that this is about OP and he clearly was no ok with that, your point, my friend, is as bad as getting kicked in the balls. Have a nice day :)