Miscellaneous: Today, I got an electric razor and a lesson from my dad on how...

Tasha84 20 November 2010, 05:21 United States

Today, I got an electric razor and a lesson from my dad on how to shave my mustache and chin. I also got my period. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

Same thing different taste

The Bearded Woman 29 May 2012, 04:06 Kelowna, Canada

Today, I had to teach my younger brother to shave with a regular disposable razor because our dad uses an electric one and I'm the only other person in the family with enough facial hair to know how to use a razor. I probably would have been proud if I wasn't a girl. FML

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embarassed_chick 24 August 2009, 19:59 United States

Today, I got my first period. My dad bought me a card and had everyone in my family sign it. FML

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not as scarred as he should be 18 October 2012, 18:19 Cambridge, Canada

Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML

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unbelievable 2 February 2009, 11:04 United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML

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Anonymous 25 November 2010, 17:54 United States

Today, I woke up with a hangover, a shaved head, and my period. FML

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Mustache 3 November 2020, 14:02 Austria

Bushy

Today, I was on my way to meet my partner's parents for the first time. Although I was in a rush, I managed to hop into the shower and shave. I now have a cut on my upper lip. I'm a woman. FML

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Anonymous 17 April 2021, 21:27

Contact

Today, I found out my mum has been using my electric shaver for several months to shave her pubes and underarms. FML

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stubble This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff Canada

My little boy

Today, I had to meet my mother. Being a college student, I decided I was too lazy to shave this morning. She noticed the stubble on my face, and started crying because I'm growing up. I'm 23 years-old. My dad yelled at me for making my mom cry. FML

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dumbdad 28 December 2009, 07:30 United States

Today, my dad finally used the electric shaver I bought him for Christmas. My dog now has bald patches. FML

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Anonymous 27 September 2010, 15:07 United States

Today, it's my birthday. I got a graphing calculator and my period. FML

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munkyjunkie 7

20 November 2010, 12:01

finally someone who could answer whether being kicked in the balls or pregnancy hurts more...

daniella4680 0

20 November 2010, 13:17

having to walk around with 50 extra pounds and then giving birth has killed women before. ever heard the term 'she died in child birth' yeah well ur penis can survive one kick if it needs to