Tasha84
United States
Today, I got an electric razor and a lesson from my dad on how to shave my mustache and chin. I also got my period. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
The Bearded Woman
Kelowna, Canada
Today, I had to teach my younger brother to shave with a regular disposable razor because our dad uses an electric one and I'm the only other person in the family with enough facial hair to know how to use a razor. I probably would have been proud if I wasn't a girl. FML
embarassed_chick
United States
Today, I got my first period. My dad bought me a card and had everyone in my family sign it. FML
not as scarred as he should be
Cambridge, Canada
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
unbelievable
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up with a hangover, a shaved head, and my period. FML
Mustache
Austria
Bushy
Today, I was on my way to meet my partner's parents for the first time. Although I was in a rush, I managed to hop into the shower and shave. I now have a cut on my upper lip. I'm a woman. FML
Anonymous
Contact
Today, I found out my mum has been using my electric shaver for several months to shave her pubes and underarms. FML
stubble
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Canada
My little boy
Today, I had to meet my mother. Being a college student, I decided I was too lazy to shave this morning. She noticed the stubble on my face, and started crying because I'm growing up. I'm 23 years-old. My dad yelled at me for making my mom cry. FML
dumbdad
United States
Today, my dad finally used the electric shaver I bought him for Christmas. My dog now has bald patches. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it's my birthday. I got a graphing calculator and my period. FML
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munkyjunkie 7
finally someone who could answer whether being kicked in the balls or pregnancy hurts more...
daniella4680 0
having to walk around with 50 extra pounds and then giving birth has killed women before. ever heard the term 'she died in child birth' yeah well ur penis can survive one kick if it needs to
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Comments (72)
wowzersselainee 0
shaving is about the worst thing u can do !! threading would work
slushyslime 7
omg plzzz never shave it will become all bristly and ugly... start waxing or threading. if u start shaving now ull have to for evry day of ur life and ull start gettin a stuble. it happened to my aunt.
kkreptiles 0
How can you compare child birth and being kicked in the balls? Im a 19yo female whos never gone through childbirth so Id consider myself pretty biased. These are both things that are traited purposely to the gender. A man being kicked in the balls is a womans child birth and vice versa. Both can hurt and last for days - even being kicked if its serious enough like hospitalizing, both hurt like living hell for both genders, and both can cause problems and/or kill you. Now heres what all of you should consider too: how hard is he kicked?
girlychic 0
oooh that sucks.
rozieslothinator 0
use it to shave "douche" on the back of his head while he's sleeping
athena3100 9
Who cares about proper grammar?!
franticravyn 7
... You're Justin Bieber?
Angel1000168 16
I literally only opened this FML to like your comment... Good job!
dethbyzebra 0
A7X FTW!
murlocholmes 5
I remember my first period... *sighs*... First grade english class.
Leadamp 7
congratulations, this a big moment in a boys life, wait a minute.