Tasha84
United States
Today, I got an electric razor and a lesson from my dad on how to shave my mustache and chin. I also got my period. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
The Bearded Woman
Kelowna, Canada
Today, I had to teach my younger brother to shave with a regular disposable razor because our dad uses an electric one and I'm the only other person in the family with enough facial hair to know how to use a razor. I probably would have been proud if I wasn't a girl. FML
embarassed_chick
United States
Today, I got my first period. My dad bought me a card and had everyone in my family sign it. FML
not as scarred as he should be
Cambridge, Canada
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
unbelievable
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up with a hangover, a shaved head, and my period. FML
Mustache
Austria
Bushy
Today, I was on my way to meet my partner's parents for the first time. Although I was in a rush, I managed to hop into the shower and shave. I now have a cut on my upper lip. I'm a woman. FML
Anonymous
Contact
Today, I found out my mum has been using my electric shaver for several months to shave her pubes and underarms. FML
stubble
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Canada
My little boy
Today, I had to meet my mother. Being a college student, I decided I was too lazy to shave this morning. She noticed the stubble on my face, and started crying because I'm growing up. I'm 23 years-old. My dad yelled at me for making my mom cry. FML
dumbdad
United States
Today, my dad finally used the electric shaver I bought him for Christmas. My dog now has bald patches. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it's my birthday. I got a graphing calculator and my period. FML
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munkyjunkie 7
finally someone who could answer whether being kicked in the balls or pregnancy hurts more...
daniella4680 0
having to walk around with 50 extra pounds and then giving birth has killed women before. ever heard the term 'she died in child birth' yeah well ur penis can survive one kick if it needs to
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Comments (72)
helen29 4
plz wax or laser shavings going to make it worse
iheartglasses 0
May I suggest that you can even buy a wax kit at Walmart. Its specifically for the face so if youre worried the cashier might think something, they will most likely think its for your brows :)
XxDevilxXGt 26
yea, ydi for not using proper grammar :)
DocBastard 40
Can I reasonably assume that when OP gets together with her friends they kick some ass on CoD and then watch Twilight and cry? When that's over, they watch some football while doing each other's nails?
Glenn_Coco 0
Not every girl is girlie Doc ;)
theycallmeMimi 0
True, that. It was still funny, though. Especially since I'd be more likely to play CoD and watch football than the other choices.
taytay6510 6
your daughter is adorable :)
wDeemish 0
Ok so? -.-
Primus_fml 0
54, please tell me you are joking.
allmidnighteyes 11
Don't shave yet! There's only like, a week and a half left of No Shave November! After that, we go into Decembeard, Manuary, and Facial Hair February! You can do it, OP!
Bananaque 0
WIN!!
missrawrzy 0
I believe she means that she has facial hair nd is a girl. Is it rlly that hard to understand?
DocBastard 40
Thanks so much for clarifying. I had thought OP was a hirsute mannequin who had acquired some punctuation. Mystery solved!!
sexyschmergel 0
Italian ?
unhappybitch 8
if you get kicked in the balls you might lose any chance of having a baby. -.-