anoynomous
France
Today, I got a ticket. The officer's daughter is my ex. He gave me a ticket for 31 in a 30 mph zone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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randinosaur
United States
Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML
annoyed
United States
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Hypocrite
Today, after giving my husband a ton of crap about the speeding ticket he got last year, I got a speeding ticket. FML
me
Wyandotte, United States
Today, my husband and I were pulled over by a cop. He was still angry from our earlier argument over his constant freeloading, and when the cop told him we'd been doing 75 in a 55, he retorted, "Yeah? I did 75 in your mom last night, fuzzball." One more ticket I have to pay for. FML
Wick
United States
Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML
wrongcar
United States
It wasn't me, officer
Today, I was pulled over and was given a $300 ticket for going 90mph on a 70mph highway. The cop swore he saw my silver car darting in and out of traffic. A couple of minutes earlier that exact car had passed me while I was following the speed limit. FML
neverdatingacopagain
United States
Today, I woke up to find a parking ticket on my car. My car was in my driveway and the cop who wrote it is my ex-boyfriend. This is the third time. FML
Joel
Today, I got a ticket for doing 38mph in a 45mph zone. Apparently you can be cited for "impeding traffic" even when you're the only car on the road. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, we got a speeding ticket in the mail with my drunk daughter's picture on it. She was waving at the camera. FML
Sarah-D
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
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kayvan 8
That ticket won't stand up in court, especially with the arresting officer's relationship to your ex. Fight it!
cucuto89 0
you should do her and break her heart again
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Trumane 4
well were you going 31 in a 30?
burned313 3
I call bullspit on this. There's more to the story than we're hearing. I know tons of LEO's and nobody writes a ticket for 1 over. There's more to it than just the officer writing the ticket at 1 over for his daughter's ex.
marycharles 0
well then maybe u shouldn't have been going 31.. stupid
muckraker 0
fight it. thats a conflict of interest.
romaunts 0
They'll throw it out. The judge doesn't like his time being wasted. My dad got a ticket for 1 mile over for being a smart ass, and they just threw it out because it's basically nothing. And then, file a complaint against the cop for harassing you. :) Then, he won't be allowed to deal with you anymore.
killacaveman1988 0
your life totally sucks. I've been pulled over 11 times with only ONE ticket. one of those times I didn't get a ticket, I was going 18 over and another one I didn't get a ticket on, I was going 24 over
xoconnie 8
ttheyre actually not aloud to give u a ticket if ur only goin one over. most dont pull you over if ur going 13 mph overrr the limit. i know this b/c i went to police camp last year (:
lepercaunsal 0
if ur over 5mph on my area u can get a ticket except when on the highway
sadsadsadsaddepr 2
douchebag. ex girlfriends are crazy. just stay away from them
FatherKnowsBEST 0
Heh. That's what you get for breaking my daughter's heart.